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Protection

A man that trolls non-stop and speaks out his mind to anyone. Simply saying "Fuck you" to anyone he hates and shitting wherever and whoever he wants to shit on.
1. "Yo man that fucking troll is a Protection."

2. "He went all Protection on those forums."

3. "I like him because hes a Protection."
by Iamapiboss August 3, 2010
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protection

the act of stopping cruise ships from exploiting marine natural resources
The USFG should substantially increase the protection of marine natural resources by regulating cruise ship dumping.
by Ching Chong Teriyaki Sauce March 10, 2004
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protractor vs. contractor

Refers to the debate over the benefits and drawbacks of using engine-powered vehicles instead of livestock to pull processing-implements for crop-fields. A protractor is a geometry device used to create/plot charts and graphs showing the various advantages that gas/diesel/electric motive-power has over horses or oxen, while a contractor is a hired professional whose job is to present the negative effects of motorized farm-machinery.
The whole protractor vs. contractor issue is not one that has an easy answer or solution --- on the one hand, modern farm-machinery is easier and simpler to operate, but horses and oxen do not cost nearly so much to purchase or maintain.
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
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Procrationate

I hate someone who is this procrationate about completing such a simple task.
by Yo boi burrito! March 25, 2021
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whippedness protection program

When a person needs to lie to his girlfriend to go out for the night with his boys.
We had to enter Bob in the whippedness protection program or he would have lost his man card.
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OverDraught Protection

A system used between friends which simply allows someone who brought his/her own beer to a party, but has innocently consumed more than said person's normal maximum limit, to dip into his/her friends stash in order to keep the party rolling.

As with any such plan, there are rules:
1) Do not exercise the overdraught option if you showed up disturbingly understocked.
2) Overdraughting begins with the worst offered beer, then graduates upward based on the stock remaining and tolerance of the original suppliers.
3) Do not make this mistake again with the same amount of beer or you will obtain Mooch status and overdraught protection will be revoked for 1 calendar year.
"Hey Jorte, I notice that you are digging through the fridge for your 8th Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, yet I see you only brought a 6 pack of Natural Light. WTF? Your breaking rules 1 and 2 of the OverDraught Protection plan brother!! "
by Mongo Nucleosis August 6, 2012
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Musical Protection Program

Discovering and protecting a great song from the Mainstream. This is rarely works to its full effect. Known effects of said song hitting the Mainstream include but is not limited to: Explosion over radio and public replaying the song until brain cells start to deteriorate, Mindless twats uploading Vines of the song for the sole proof of experiancing the music, Allowing douchlets to use the song for their own image thus evolving into their ultimate form as douchinaters
"Cinema is a pretty shit song"
"It wasn't always like that, it was ok before it was destroyed by the Mainstream"

"Too bad there was no Musical Protection Program"
by Kaiox February 14, 2014
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