Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!

Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...

by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011

protein wall

The invisible wall one hits while dining at a Brazilian Steakhouse, or churrascaria, after eating approximately 25 ounces of meat. Symptoms usually include hyperactivity, trips to the bathroom, and dizziness, with an intense crash at some point in the next two hours.

Charles and Joey hit a massive protein wall tonight at Texas de Brazil. Their wives practically had to drag them away from the table.

by jdubs8313 January 18, 2016

protein stains

stains caused by ejaculation

i went to a hotel and there were protein stains on the sheets... disgusting

by mr happy January 5, 2004

Protein Pump

- A kind of protein that is capable of pumping out compounds that could pose a threat to the ones close to you. Your girlfriend, significant other, Sister, Mother, Mother in-law, and yes your Grandma too.

- Swallowing a bit of this super human sperm will give you super power to get jacked fibras, scientist have compare this sperm to celltech, they say they are almost the same.

- Drinking sperm of PP its illegal in pro-competitions.

- Most know member of insatiable sexual creatures of bodybuilding.com

-The penor, a bacterial protein complex that repels a wide range of antibiotics through its ability to capture and pump out a spectrum of structurally diverse compounds would be the active, while using a decoy to attract the prey.

1. Sluuug: What supplements are you taking?
Jacked-mofo: I am taking dat der Protein Pump.

2. Grandma, are you going out tonight?
Yes, i am going into a wild adventure with PP

3. I fk anything that moves

by RMV January 6, 2009

protein injection

Cum shot into an orafice

Bend over bitch, and get your protein injection

by lvp November 16, 2006

Protein Diet

The act of ejaculating in someone elses mouth, thus giving them an ample serving of protein.

Dude, after she was done blowin me last night I put that bitch on a protein diet.

by AstrosFan4Life February 19, 2009

Protein Whore

A person who intakes copious amounts of protein to gain muscle and look like a meat head.

That Josh Scriven is a protein whore to the max!

by FloorSeven June 13, 2010