Proomp

The sound a Scandinavian makes when it farts, or the fart itself.

I smell something, Njorn, Ingve must have proomped.

by Trixster Million January 23, 2020

poomones

The small particle of human feces found on bed sheets which most people mistake for lint.

"honey, u left poomones on the bed again last night"

by Peter L W May 18, 2008

poombex

A person who is in a relationship for more than two months but rarely has any social interaction with their boyfriend/girlfriend

1."You are such a poombex"
2."You two are poombexes"
3.A poombex relationship

by SaucyChilli June 11, 2008

Poom Cakes

A cake made of Poomige

"OMG they're so Poom cakes... that cake is in the shape of a Poom lets all go shave our heads and worship it"

by Bluewave1989 October 17, 2008

poomicule

Small particles of feces which fountain into the air above toilet bowl immediately after a flush. These poomicules drift around the bathroom and settle on other surfaces. Compare farticle

Put the lid down when you flush, I don't want poomicules on my toothbrush!

by darkense September 17, 2010

Poominate

To sit and think deeply about something whilst in the act of pooing or to ruminate while you poo.

I had to come up with a solution, but I was having a mental block. I needed to poominate on this for a while.

by Fox Hunt February 25, 2013

poompty

A Reading Rainbow and taco Bell Baja blast loving poompty

He is such a poompty

by poompty baja June 18, 2016