pretentious dick

Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.

Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.

by Barry Bobby March 24, 2014

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pretentious E

The pretentious E is often added to the end of words in place names to give a false sense of charm and history to an otherwise soulless, corporate-built craphole of a neighborhood, apartment complex, or shopping center.

Kingstowne, a large suburban development in Alexandria, Virginia, has a pretentious e at the end.

by chuckhoffmann October 22, 2011

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Pretentious Barry

A Normal with an interest in showy kitchen utensils and/or ingredients,which may or may not be useless.

A lover of exquisite things; fashion, jewelry, and keeping hobs on.

All item of pretentious nature are placed inside the ‘Rose Gold Pinterest Princess Palace’ by the Normal when not living in a country cottage with a cheffy best friend.

Originated and used by British YouTube Star Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.

MIKE: “Here is your $30 mini salt grater”

BEN: “I was looking for one of these for wasabi the other day”

MIKE: “Have it. Cos Barry’s already got one. No lie”
Ahh- the return of Pretentious Barry

by KhaleesiofRivia March 31, 2021

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Pretentious Fag

A busy-body who meddles in others' business or state of affairs. This is usually a result of an insecurity of themself or stems from being over-taken by jealousy of others which removes them from the center of attention where they are used to being. This person seldom looks at themself as being the problem and often wonders why those around them do not get along well, and often times blame others for the problems. A pretentious fag should look at themselves in a mirror and do a case-study of the case-subject at which they are looking which should pre-occupy them for a substantial amount of time. By doing so, it would prevent them from making an ass of themself and also allow others to get along well.

Sentence: Move on along and stop mentioning my name and meddling in others' business, pretentious fag.

by rockytopper January 18, 2013

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pretentious stoner

Someone who talks about weed non-stop, and stresses about how much pot they smoke and how it should be legalized. They will carry on a conversation about weed even when you're not on that subject. They also try to get you to smoke pot even if you tell them several times you're not interested. This will carry on forever, they don't ever shut the fuck up. You can try and stop them but it's a waste of time.

How a typical conversation with one goes
Pretentious Stoner:"Aw man I got so high last night, I just sat there and listened to music. Then my mom called and I got paranoid! Dude you don't even know that was the scariest moment of my life."
Me: " That's great."
Pretentious Stoner: " Hey man how come you don't wanna smoke weed?"
Me: "I don't really want to, is that a problem?"
Pretentious Stoner: "Man you suck you're just a sheep."

by Joeseph Kony October 01, 2013

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