Poseidon's Trident

Three guys measuring their dicks together to see who has the biggest.

When we moved into our house together we had a Poseidon's Trident decide who gets the biggest room.

by BJLovesHandies August 9, 2017

deep throat Poseidon

(v.) to imbibe a bottle of water very quickly and continuously until the entire beverage has been consumed.

Dude, Matt, did you see Jeff deep throat Poseidon?....yeah niccee!! mattwin

by LuciferSam1967 May 18, 2010

Poseidon

Poseidon (Neptune) is the brother of Zeus.

Poseidon is the ruler of the waters.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

poseidon kiss

when water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from the poop dropping into the water

This morning when I woke up and went to the bathroom, I totally got a poseidon kiss from that turd I dropped.

by rim_ram_rod August 13, 2016

poseur

Somebody acting in a manner inconsistent with their true self.

"That stylie over there is such a poseur."

by x January 22, 2003

jesus christ pose

A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.

Also the title of a Soundgarden song.

Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.

Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.

by Buff Bufferman September 9, 2008

poser punk

People who think that they are punks but are really just trying to be. The mistake they make is to try to become a punk. Punks are all about not trying to be anything and following your own rules. there is no fashion code to being a punk. there are no rules as to what bands you have to listen to. GC and Simple Plan are ruining Punk because they are posers. One popular band comes out that wears black trenchcoats and spiky hair and nail polish and tatoos come out, and people assume they are punks. these bands are mis-representing themselves and the punk community. people are getting the wrong idea of what punk is.

poser punk: shops at hot topic, wears label shirts;vans, ae,etc. follows any hint of a fashion trend, wears a shirt that says punk on it, thinks all punk is about is breaking rules and acting badass.
real punk: someone true to who they are, who doesn't take any crap from anyone, who recognizes the flaws of society, who isn't afraid to be unique and wouldn't be caught dead being called a label.

by REALPUNKSDONTPOSE October 7, 2004