Kenyan Pop Tart

This is when a fine young gentleman is tossing a girls salad and she releases a fury of mud butt all in his mouth.

Guy: Do you want me to lick your ass hole?

Girl: Oh yeah! But I like my salad tossed with a little kenyan pop tart on the side.

Guy: What is that?

Girl: Get down there and I'll show you.

by DougBoyFresh July 10, 2009

Diet Pop Tart

-a Pop Tart with the edges broken off so just the delicious, fruity middle part is left.

Guy 1: Dude?! Are you eating a Pop Tart? I thought you were on a diet? Those things have like 200 calories per tart!

Guy 2: Nah it's cool. It's a diet Pop Tart...no crusts!

by T-Floss September 30, 2009

Lobster pop tart

When you douse your hands in hot butter and fist a girl when she is on her period

Dude at the party last night I was so wasted I slipped a girl the lobster pop tart.

by Crabshaq February 21, 2017

Pop-Tart Lava

When a Pop Tart is cooked in a toaster for too long and the the gooey deliciousness seeps out of the little holes like lava

DUUUUUUUDE! I lava'ed my pop tart this morning
or Pop-Tart Lava came out of my tart this morning!

by Party D January 5, 2010

Pop Tart Sandwich

A creation consisting of two Pop Tart toaster pastries stacked in between a layer of peanut butter and heated until the peanut butter is warm.

I'm soooo hung over. What do you have to eat?

I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.

Looks like I'll be hitting up a Pop Tart Sandwich.

by Sword147 March 22, 2011

pop tart pussy

when a girls vagina has such a distinct smell, that in the morning, after a long night of finger-bangin', when going to eat a pop-tart you are overwhelmed by the smell of that pussy.

Jesus finger-fucking Christ that girl from last night got that pop tart pussy

by Brandon Lawson February 3, 2007

pop tart gang

A dangerous gang known as, Pop tart gang, is a group of gang members from a small town in Waseca Minnesota.

Yo, did you hear about Pop tart gang?

by Fuck Offfffffffff May 27, 2018