Pop Tart Napalm 

When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.

Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!

Pop Tart Napalm by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011

pop-tart roulette

This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.

Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.

pop-tart roulette by Neakers September 12, 2009

Pop-Tart Wheels 

The inability to pick-up girls. Derivation of "wheels". "Pop-tart" because they're square and they crumble under pressure.

"It's never Brody's night; he has Pop-Tart Wheels"

Pop-Tart Wheels by JOFB December 13, 2013

Pop Tart Bites

Literal trash. Pop tart bites are like the sequel of the movie that doesn't even come close to the first movie. The size, thickness, texture, consistency, and taste are ALL off. No one asked for them. No one wants them. No one likes them. They taste nothing like the original Pop Tarts. We want them canceled. Gone. Please don't waste your one and only life eating these. Save your money and buy the original.

"Hey have you tried Pop Tart Bites"

Yah. They are the worst things I've ever put in my mouth.

Pop Tart Bites by Themadesthoe420 September 7, 2019

Pop-Tart Lava 

When a Pop Tart is cooked in a toaster for too long and the the gooey deliciousness seeps out of the little holes like lava

DUUUUUUUDE! I lava'ed my pop tart this morning
or Pop-Tart Lava came out of my tart this morning!

Pop-Tart Lava by Party D January 5, 2010

Pop Tart Sandwich 

A creation consisting of two Pop Tart toaster pastries stacked in between a layer of peanut butter and heated until the peanut butter is warm.

I'm soooo hung over. What do you have to eat?

I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.

Looks like I'll be hitting up a Pop Tart Sandwich.

Pop Tart Sandwich by Sword147 March 22, 2011

pop tart pussy 

when a girls vagina has such a distinct smell, that in the morning, after a long night of finger-bangin', when going to eat a pop-tart you are overwhelmed by the smell of that pussy.

Jesus finger-fucking Christ that girl from last night got that pop tart pussy

pop tart pussy by Brandon Lawson February 3, 2007