lemon-poking

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.

After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.

by Sokolov September 21, 2008

turtle head poking out

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out

by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017

Posing a rabbit

Verb. To ditch somebody on a date.

"Hey, how'd the date with Jenny go?"
"Not so well. She posed a rabbit."
"What the shit does posing a rabbit mean?"
"Learn french."

by smpoza October 28, 2011

Poking the hive

When someone is aware of the negative consequences of doing something but go ahead and do it anyway. In other words, you are asking for trouble.

I don't know, that guy looks pretty tough, do you really want to be poking the hive.

by slang-a-lang June 1, 2013

poking seagulls

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along . Katie loved poking seagulls

by Sally Hart June 22, 2017

Barber Poling

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.

When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.

by kobalt9 April 24, 2009

colon-poling

The act of deep anal sex(with women)

When she turns dat ass up, I'm goin colon-poling brother!

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009