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lenis picker

someone who picks lenis plants
He’s such a lenis picker ugh.
by jon.theprock September 8, 2018
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You picked the wrong house, fool!

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"
by Dmitri Strelnikov January 19, 2017
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ride the pine

The action of not being actively involved in whatever sport whose team you are on. Being benched by the coach for poor athletic ability
Coach Mcgirk told Tommy to ride the pine after missing his 3rd lay-up.
by RomanEcho June 13, 2008
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Pickering Powerthrust

During anal sex, when the man moves to the other side of the room, takes a 15 metre running start, and thrusts into his partners ass.
"Woah, my ass hurts today."

"Why's that?"

"Last night my boyfriend tried out the Pickering Powerthrust"
by pohoes December 9, 2008
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picnic table

the act of bending a girl over doggie-style and having sex while eating a full four course meal on her back
Dude, I would totally picnic table the shit out of Brandon's mom!
by Jim115160 July 18, 2012
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YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

AY, AY AY AY! BIG SMOKE! IT'S ME, CARL! CHILL, CHILL!
by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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homo picnic

a large gathering consisting of mainly straight males and very few,if any, women attending
The club was a virtual homo picnic with a 20 to 1 ratio of guys to girls
by refriedbiff April 15, 2010
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