Taylor Percy

Refers to someone as "THE CHAMPION" knows house to handle there liquor and is immune to pussy shit

" damn dude i pulled a taylor percy lastnight and wolk up all in my own shit"

by tpercy the champion October 2, 2011

Percy Hardon

When Percy Harvin does something so insane you draw wood.

Tim: Hey did you see Percy Harvins run last name?
Joe: Did I see it?! I had a Percy Hardon all night!

by Vanilla Weis March 3, 2009

Percy Spliff

Derived from "Personal Spliff". A spliff that is just big enough to get one person high, usually consisting of 0.5 grams or lower. Also called a "Piner" or "Personal Piner" because the sliff or is so small.

Guy1: yo man you wanna pitch on a blunt?
Guy2: naw, ill just smoke a percy spliff.
Guy1: whateva.

by Ethan Mcgoon February 24, 2008

percy-speed

The slowest possible motion to still be considered moving forward.

The cliffs surrounding Niagara Falls are actually eroding at percy-speed.

by JohnnyDago February 26, 2008

Percy pigs

Amazing M&S sweets that aren't the same anywhere. You're a twat if you don't eat the ears before the face. Never try to open them in a silent area though...

Going to shop in M&S, not because I'm rich and white, just for the Percy pigs.

by cactus12347 April 2, 2020

percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

by Donkey81 February 25, 2008

percy-speed

Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/r² , where:

P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your mass
r² = your distance at any point in time from Percy

Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.

The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.

by Jeff81 March 31, 2008