Pez Dispenser

A partner that inserts drugs in your arse with there tongue

I need a Pez Dispenser to party with

by devious, kink, fetish September 25, 2021

Pez dispenser

A tool to throw away bubbles

Oh man, did you that old pez dispenser Bob…. it’s doesn’t disown se sh*t man…. I’m telling you…

by pezdispesor September 24, 2022

Pez Head

Reference to someone who has a tracheotomy/tracheostomy/stoma.

Big Mike continues to smoke like a chimney, even after becoming a Pez Head.

by RDDUD January 28, 2023

PEZ Head

Persons who knowingly or unknowingly spout views based on the thoroughly debunked "Protocols of the Elders of Zion", an anti-Semitic pamphlet published around 1900. People who talk about globalists, cabals, shadowy bankers, "New World Order", etc. are citing absurd conspiracies about Jewish people.

"9/11 was a false flag orchestrated by the globalists to start the New World Order!"

"Dude, there's literally zero evidence of that. Are you turning into a PEZ Head??"
"No, it's true, I heard it on Alex Jones' show!"

by NOLA Ally March 31, 2023

Pez dispenser

When you fill your over elongated foreskin with poop chunks, and pop them into a bitches mouth as she's giving your dong a hummer.

This bitch went to give me a blow job, but to her surprise, I had poop chunks hidden in my five inches of flappy foreskin, and popped them into her mouth like a pez dispenser. Then I stuck my asshole over her mouth so she couldn't spit them out, blasted a nasty huge fart, and made her eat those niggas

by Vinegar Butt Sex January 25, 2024

Pez dispenser

Someone who sells pills
Or the guy at the rave who just hands out ecstasy

I need to get high,
Hit up the human pez dispenser

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Pez-dispenser therapy

A.k.a. "Pez-dispenser alternative". Refers to where you spend sizeable time-periods loading candies into Pez dispensers instead of cartridges into ammo-magazines, either to practice anger-management or because you've had your firearm-privileges revoked.

Hot-headed individuals like Uncle Duke, Achmed, and Madea might do well to practice Pez-dispenser therapy, given their inherent urges to "lock 'n' load".

by QuacksO April 15, 2025