by Professor Thomas poop February 23, 2021
The most genius person in the world. He will smile and talk to you, but you will figure it out that you don’t really understand what the fuck he is saying. He can remember 210 of the Pi in a FREAKING morning!!!
by Mr.Slug March 16, 2021
that chill ass mothafucka thats fuckin down to get throwed any time of tha mothafuckin day and smokes on that mary j til the day he dies! his crazy ass gets locked up too much though and gots to keep his shit on the low sometimes but when he gets off papers, shit gets crunker then a biiitch especially when he sips on that gin!
by happy420mothafucka October 12, 2011
by Snaccy boy August 26, 2018
a shawn payne is a player and a jerk. most boys are jealous of his skills to play girls. is extremely strong and attractive, and usually takes advantage of that. is also very cold-hearted. a shawn payne usually falls for attention whores.
man, i wish i was a shawn payne.
UGH ! hes such a shawn payne.
dont trust him, hes shawn payne'ing you.
UGH ! hes such a shawn payne.
dont trust him, hes shawn payne'ing you.
by imsofresh. October 31, 2010
Martin's (Martin Lawrence's TV series, Martin) shrill, extremely frenetic, and easily excited mother (Edna Payne), who was overprotective of Martin and disliked Gina immensely. Ironically, Lawrence's mustache was never covered with stage make-up while in this role, which Gina usually pointed out when Martin and her talked about his mother.
When Mama Payne's bird died, Mama Payne lost it.
At Gina and Martin's wedding (on Youtube), Mama Payne makes an appearance and goes nuts when she thinks "Applehead" (a.k.a. Gina) has stolen her boy, Martin.
"Mama's feet stay planted. Never know when I got to go two to the body and over to the hip," shrieked Mama Payne.
Like Martin, Mama Payne's catchphrase is "DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!"
Mama Payne is a character Martin Lawrence should bring back and make a show about
At Gina and Martin's wedding (on Youtube), Mama Payne makes an appearance and goes nuts when she thinks "Applehead" (a.k.a. Gina) has stolen her boy, Martin.
"Mama's feet stay planted. Never know when I got to go two to the body and over to the hip," shrieked Mama Payne.
Like Martin, Mama Payne's catchphrase is "DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!"
Mama Payne is a character Martin Lawrence should bring back and make a show about
by Moapsy July 12, 2008
A nonce that slowly but surely attacks you from behind while your doing some work. Very nice person tho
by Dr fielden October 15, 2019