"You fucked that girl, Jordan?"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"
"I took her to a deserted parking lot, Maria"
"OMG she's a parking lot hoe!"
by Jordan Mack June 20, 2009
Get the parking lot hoemug. driving through a mall parking lot or movie parking lot going 2 MPH and showing off your tight ride and your bumpin system and them spinners.
by Blair-Erynn May 4, 2006
Get the parking lot pimpinmug. noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.
God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.
by niggman star33 September 15, 2011
Get the parking lot vodkamug. by shanlw February 7, 2007
Get the Parking Lot Pimpingmug. Roving bands of miscreants that inhabit the parking lots of fast food chains, most notably Taco Bell, in North-Eastern Ohio. Seasonal and nomadic, they tend to clump together around their parentally purchased "Fast and the Furious" cars and lifted pick-up trucks doing perceivably nothing constructive for hours on end.
Me: I'm hungry.
You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.
Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.
You: Only thing that's open is Taco Bell.
Me: Aww Fuck! We're gonna have to wade through the damned Parking-Lot Mongoloids.
by LostDakota June 19, 2008
Get the Parking-Lot Mongoloidsmug. A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.
We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.
by Mamahipster April 16, 2012
Get the Parking Lot Pouncermug. Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010
Get the Parking Lot Hairmug.