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The Obone Layer

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A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.

The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.

A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
Guy A: "Had the best day at work today"
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."
by Aemsk September 27, 2011
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oconee high school

oconee high is the upper class redneck school.small,stuck up,country,redneck infested,bitchy,self absorbed,preppy, cliquey type of school that also sales ALOT of drugs.where if u dont have a big truck or a mustang u cant hang out in the McDonalds/Publix parking lot.when every1 thinks the freaks r goths and worship satan.and the rednecks listen 2 rap. AKA 'whoreconee high' or 'slutconee'.where the rednecks sexually assult the cows.and the cows r the only entertainment.that or wal-mart.
"stoners",preps,jocks,freaks,nerds, niggas(colored ppl),the mexicans,exchanges,rednecks,posers(of every group),wiggers,boobs,emo kids,others.
"dats a truck righ' thur"
"get 'er dun"
"bush-hog, mmm hmm"
"gah,thats so GAY!"
"BOOBS!!!"
"WAKE UP WHITE PEOPLE!"

(black ppl walk by)
redneck-"i thought we dun hung them all!"
by K-Li and Morgan April 20, 2005
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oboner

An embarrassing error in judgement by anyone in the Obama Administration
David Axelrod sent an email meant to “debunk” myths, rumors, etc. about Obamacare to the White House email list and asked that it be forwarded to friends and acquantances. Well, it turns out that there is a groundswell of spam complaints building from people who received what they are sure is spam – email they never signed up to receive. Now the Obama Administration finds itself tied up controlling the damage done by it’s oboner.
by oddclicker August 29, 2009
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o-zone

The single most homosexual band in the world. Watch the video for Dragostea din tei if you don't understand exactly why this band simply must be gay. The music is great, but good god, how many fucking inuendos can you pack into a few minutes...
by Werthless March 31, 2005
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Ozone51

Dirty south trap rappers by the names of maddswagger and scuicide kidd third world records is there label ...
by Ozone51 April 10, 2022
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ozong

The Smartest person ever. Always gets straight A's
That dude is such an Ozong! I'm a straight C's student
by Jiggle Physics March 8, 2017
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Ozuneya

Ozuneya is so sweet , kind , respectful . And she has a fat ass . She will have a future husband named Steven . And she is a sexy ass dark skinned . She is funny ass hell too so fw her.
Ozuneya is sweet.
by ....miyaa October 26, 2019
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