Outernet

External reality, unlike the Internet which is the internal reality.

I've spent too much time on the Internet, i need to get a life on the Outernet.

by jfp October 27, 2007

outer game

your appearance; in correlation with your 'inner game', your 'outer game' is your appearance, anything from your dress sense, looks, body etc, which is used to attract the opposite sex in a 'macking' opportunity.

'oof, that dude got crazy outer game. he is fly'

by KidSteals November 3, 2008

outdeed

The opposite of indeed and commonly us as an alternative for no; an insanely unsophisticated way of refusal or disagreement.

Some stupid woman: Would you like a cup of tea madam?

Me: Outdeed bitch!

by connie-melissa May 29, 2005

outercourse

Love making without penetration

They had outercourse

by Andy325u78 July 31, 2016

outlet envy

A bitter state of jealousy that comes about when spending way more time than should be allowed in a cafe or coffee shop and the following two conditions are met: (1) all of the seats near outlets are taken and (2) your laptop battery is low.

Lauren was suffering from outlet envy while loitering at Borders one Saturday night, as her laptop battery was at 13% and she could not get a seat near an outlet.

by dj for pdubs February 28, 2010

outfielder

Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.

That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.

by bill1970 November 12, 2009

outer drunk

The effects of marijuana that cause the room to spin, instead of your head from alcohol, or inner drunk.

"The room is spinning. I must be outer drunk, but man do I feel great."

by Osiris_0708 March 16, 2010