Curl One Out

The act of excreting.

- I'm off to the shitters, i need to curl one out
- Oh my god, did you see the poo button, that was sick how he curled out on her chest

by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009

tease one out

The act of masturbation when performed by a man.

Guy: "I'm just off to my room to tease one out"
Mum: "OK, but be quick, dinners nearly ready"

by WingusDingus May 15, 2007

bust one out

Having a wank

Girlfriend: Shag me

Boyfriend: Sorry can't had to bust one out earlier

by paigon178 March 18, 2019

Squeeze One Out

Another way of saying "Take a Dump"

Hold on. Gotta go squeeze one out.

by Scat-Man June 18, 2013

squeeze one out

london expression, for jerking off, wanking, tossing etc.

Man im board Ill think squeeze one out.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

Rubbed One Out

Had a wank

I went into the shower and rubbed one out

by Unattainable Unicorns July 18, 2014

Rub One Out

The act of male masterbation and orgasm prior to going on a date where it is apparent he will score. The male performs this act up to an hour prior to the date in order to facilitate a longer lasting erection (thus satisfying her every need later on)

Bill knew Sally wanted to bone that night, so he rubbed one out in the bathroom before he left to pick her up for dinner

by Douglas PerfectHour February 22, 2005