a huge, jacked guy that says and does the most stupid stuff and is always making a fool of himself, they work out in the gym as much as they possibly can so that they get even huger, they usually suck up to their coaches and peers so that they r liked even though this makes them hated even more, they try way too hard to fit in and are posers so they don't really have any friends but they think they do cuz they r retarded and/or people just pretend to be their friend cuz they r either scared of the tool or they enjoy making fun of the tool and using them for their own personal gain, the tool of course is too dumb to realize that they r being used, tools look tough and pretend they're tough but r usually either pussies and they r just too much of a dumbass to win in a fight anyway, also they love their jacked body and working out more than anything else in the world
"Hey Ryan, you are a tool!"
"Look at that tool working out"
"HAHA, that tool just made a huge fool of himself!"
"OMG, that tool is such a dumbass, look what he is doing"
"Look at that tool working out"
"HAHA, that tool just made a huge fool of himself!"
"OMG, that tool is such a dumbass, look what he is doing"
by Tool_Hater August 22, 2009
a douche bag usually oblivious to whats actually going on, will act like a complete ass to look good in front of their tool posse. usually rich, steriotypicly good looking, possibly drives a hummer, nobody usually likes these people, and they all really dress alike, try to sag their pants with a hollister shirt and either short spiked or baech boy hair and flip flops.
a man wearing a wifebeater while blaring bad tool music from the sub woofer of his yellow hummer with a license plate that says "WRKNOUT"
by you.kno.me August 08, 2009
The act of either soberly or drunkenly acting like an idiot, dbag and/or jackass. Making a fool of yourself.
Eric threw the bottle of patron at the counter top then tried to chop it up with a samurai sword
Damn he was defiantly tooling out
Damn he was defiantly tooling out
by JHoffman November 13, 2010
by Papa Ryo June 19, 2009
by luisgomezz March 14, 2011
Best band of all time with Adam Jones on guitar, Danny Carey on drums, Paul D'Amour once on bass but now its Justin Chancellor, and last but certainly not least the vocals and the style that is Maynard James Keenan. Progressive rock band from the early 90's, introduced a lot of new things in music, including throwing time signatures out the window. Albums out:
92-Opiate
92-Undertow
94-Aenima
94-Salival
01-Lateralus
best music ever. period.
92-Opiate
92-Undertow
94-Aenima
94-Salival
01-Lateralus
best music ever. period.
by Jim-n-Tw3ak March 11, 2005