Jack Mayo

To use semen as a lubrecant in masturbation
it could be stored in a fridge, or be used imediatly, if feeling resilliant
Person 1 "Why the fuck is the sperm in the fridge?!"
Person 2 "For a Jack Mayo..."
by Wallyswapple January 14, 2009
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Jason Mayo

Jason Mayo is an intelligent monkey who was a mistake by the scientists at NASA.
"Hey look it's Jason Mayo, the intelligent monkey who was a mistake by the scientists at NASA.
by Supjakd January 30, 2019
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Mayo sandwich

When you jizz in between a hoes titties, squeeze her melons together, and have her lick the cum in between them
Last night my bitch was hungry so I made her a mayo sandwich extra salty just the way she likes
by Duck monster February 27, 2014
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Pulling a Mayo

This is when you are completely aware of whats going on, and all of a sudden, you slump over in a fit of sleep. It lasts a long time, and can last through any amount of noise, pushing and shoving, or moving.

Definition 2:
Falling asleep while smoking a cigarette.
Falling asleep while drinking a beer
Falling asleep mid chew
Falling asleep while driving
Falling asleep in the middle of a smoking circle
Falling asleep mid game (cards, video games, etc)
"dude, pick up the cigarette off his chest, he's gonna light his chest hair on fire. he's totally pulling a mayo right now."
by Notorious ABD June 10, 2009
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Butt Mayo

When you bust in her butt and pull it out just in time to dick knife some of that hot mayo in her crack sandwich.
Tim: "Yo John, why's your girl walkin' so weird?"

John: "Glued her together with some of that butt mayo."
by Tummystickers May 30, 2019
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Mayo palooza

When a bunch of shitty white dudes descend on a party and completely fuck up the dude/chick ratio.
Bro, that topless pool party was a nasty good time until those lames turned it into a mayo palooza.
by Ranchgirls November 09, 2020
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roffle mayo

originated from ROFLMAO. geek acronym for "rolling on floor laughing my ass off".
Did you see that guy get his cock stuck in the vacuum cleaner? Roffle fucking mayo!
by touchy g October 03, 2003
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