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oh shit waddup

here comes dat boi!
oh shit waddup!
by ambereyes September 23, 2017
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Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!

In the middle of a sexual act, a gentlemen with a mustache: wearing a bow tie, panama jack hat, and a manacle, dunks both of his testicles and scrotum into the mouth of an awaiting female two times, and walks away. Those who are fortunate to view the act proclaim, “Oh shit, Earl Gray’s here!” This is a variation of what is commonly known as ‘teabagging’ . ‘Earl Gray’ is a popular brand of hot tea.
Jane: Those were some musky balls my love.

Jon: What? Those were not my balls

( a man in a bowtie, panama jack hat, and manacle is leaving through an open door )

Jon: Oh Shit, Earl Grey's here!
by MEDIOCREjon March 29, 2010
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oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.
B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg
by J4ke July 15, 2006
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oh shit handle

term referring to the handles above or adjacent to the windows of a car. they are most often grabbed when the driver initiates sudden, and often extreme, accelerating or decelerating motion of the vehicle. some prefer to hold on to them at all times due to anxiety or distrust of the drivers abilities in general.
Man, I can't believe you totaled your car! I'll be safer rollin' with the ghost of Eval Knieval than with you in a car with no oh shit handles
by trump3tninja10 July 7, 2010
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A common term for wtf, or the act of hating somebody very bad. It can also be used to indicate a fat person going to Micky D's
OH SHIT! It's that electromagnetic radiation from satellite debris again! Yep looks like he is heading toward McDonalds.
by The Dalai Llama November 9, 2003
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Oh-shit Moment

(1) The defining moment in which one's sense of judgement finally aknowledges its idiocy, but is to late to correct the error that has occured during said period of idiocy.

(2) The point in time when you realize you have fucked up big time.
(1) The stuntman experienced an oh-shit moment when he reached the apex of his motorcycle jump and he was 300 yards from the other side of the canyon.
by ThorFrog December 16, 2009
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Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this virus

Origin of phrase originally from Wuhan China but very rapidly spread across the globe. Stay safe! And wash your hands!
Tucker- Hey Dale! Come over here look at this video about the Coronavirus!

Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus”
by RIP ÙwÚ January 28, 2020
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