hooking off

Hooking off is when you hooking onto your neighbours internet without there concent.

jayden: hay brad! i did a search on my wireless router and found a new computer connected called Tom.
brad: hmm how long do you think he has been hooking off for?

by Goddess.xo May 30, 2009

off tha hook

A very annoying mis-hap which usually occurs in the bathroom.

"Damn my fuckin robe fell "off the hook" again!"

by Heliroo October 17, 2003

bounce off da hook

To get your jive on and go nuts. For example showing off your stuff at a dance-off.

*funky track kicks in*
Watch me bounce off da hook!

by whitmore March 16, 2005

Off the meat hook

Used to describe situations that are, "Mad pimpin," "Outrageous,""Preposterous," or just plain amazing.

Oh my fuckin gawd! That shit was off the MEAT HOOK!

by Dudemycat February 24, 2010

leave your phone off the hook

Mocking referral to busy cellusers

What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

OFF DA HOOK MY NIZZLE BIZZZLE DIZZLE FUR HEASY MY FUR SHEAZY

MEANS I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
WHY
wanksters an' faggots an' gangsters an' bitches an' hoes talk like that


GEORGE ODELL IS A FUCKING DICK SLAYER HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OOH AH AH AH

WANKSTER-FUCK YOU BLACKY
GANGSTAR-YO FO SHIZZLE MY WHIZZLE. THATS NOT OFF DA HOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT i'M SAYING
WANKSTER-YO WERE UP IN HUR TALIKING LIKE DAMN FOOLS MY BIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE
HOE-YOU TWO IM GOING TO LAY UR ASSES OUT. DAMN NIGGA WHY U CONFRONTIN A WHITE BOY.
GANGSTAR-THATS THE HEASY UP IN FER SHEASY
WANKSTAR-IMA BUST OUT MY 9
GANGSTAR-WELL IMA BUST OUT MY COCK
HOE-WELL IMA BUST OUT BOTH OF YO NUTS

BITCH

by pantera September 20, 2004

off tha hook

some boomting man

that shit is fly geez

by Anonymous September 12, 2003