Fake News Fuck Nut

Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.

1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.

by Bangin ST January 14, 2022

Strap on a pair of fucking nuts and ...

To execute a project forthwith and with confidence.

Ah, c'mon Billy, strap on a pair of fucking nuts and punch that cop.

by simmah April 1, 2004

Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.

by sa.l.t March 24, 2019

swing your fucking nuts

(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.

(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.

(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

by Scruggy Gingerbeard September 12, 2019

hog breath cum stain fuck nut

derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit

you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?

by [e-mail] August 2, 2006

Cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit

Some one who genuinely has no fucking clue how to live life with out being being an absolute disappointment to everyone on earth whether they know them or not

"Hey Gary, did you see that cock gobbling tit fucking nut tugging piece of shit try to ask out Stacey to prom using pokemon cards like a retarded nerd"

by TheeSteelNutt April 2, 2020

Fuck-nut

Fuck-nut; the rated R version of "loose cannon" is an insult implying that the recieving end is incapable of basic human thought, therefore indicating a need to be insulted. This is where "fuck-nut" comes in. Walk up to this "individual" and as if a magician saying abbracadabra, say it straight to their dumb fucking face.

"Excuse me kind sir."
"Yes my friend?"

"You are a bonafide fuck-nut!"

by an oddly literate kamikaze May 15, 2016