world's number one supergroup

The best band in life, Led Zeppelin is often called the number one supergroup.

ignoramus: whats led zeppelin?
coolguy: the world's number one supergroup dumbass

by iluvcheeseandcrackers11 June 12, 2009

number one brown jersey

Belonging to the same family of vile sexual acts such as the cleveland steamer and the hot carl. The number one brown jersey consists of engaging in anal intercourse in the rear entry position and then removing the penis, placing it on the female's backside and rocking back and forth to create the likeness of a number one using the fecal matter that has collected on the penis.

"Yeah mutha fucka...I gave that hoe a number one brown jersey last night...and then she turned around and slobbed my jiggaboo pie."

by shame on a n**** January 31, 2003

Rule Number One

I am number 1!

Here are the rules: Rule Number One - I'm number 1!

by Christopher Tucker April 8, 2004

Number One T-shirt

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

by satchmo April 26, 2005

going number one and number two

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009

number one asian wife

Lauren Porte my awsome asian wife...

my wife

by Jimmyson May 1, 2003

Worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa

Liliya is the most cutest person you will ever meet. She clings to her older brother figure and talks to them abt her day after school. Lili appreciates her friends.

"Omg is that her?"
"Yeah! Worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa! Shes amazing!"
"I am worlds number one cutie, LiLiYa! I am very amazing and wonderful! But big bro evan is more amazing."

by Liliya_cotton January 29, 2022