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Nottingham Back Rub

The Nottingham Back Rub was named after Sam Nottingham, said to be a descendent of Robin Hood himself and perhaps even conceived in the City of Nottingham (granted city charter by Queen Victoria in 1897). The power invested in this particular back rub is like nothing of it's species. Nottingham back rub's can be given during a particular person's time of need, or even just in a friendly greeting that needs a special zing to differentiate it from other greetings. Nottingham was, and is still said to be (unanimously agreed by all who know or have heard of him) the nicest guy ever born.

However, a Nottingham Back Rub given by an unworthy person or for an unworthy reason comes off as completely pedophiliac or even homoerotic. Don't abuse it's power, it will not work.
-Colin: I was feeling horribly down on myself after slipping in the rain and spraining my foot on my car's wheel, but Sam's Nottingham Back Rub cheered me up immediately.

Steve: You won't be able to lose that boyish grin the rest of the night, will you?

-AJ: I got caught with weed, AGAIN. I sure could use a good Nottingham Back Rub right about now.
by kappafratstar December 9, 2010
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nottingham panthers

The oldest ice hockey team in British history. Have not won the league since 1956 and have not won anything else for several years.

They hate the sheffield steelers
the nottingham panthers lost the league/challenge cup/play offs (delete as appropriate) to the sheffield steelers, again!
by Helen February 13, 2004
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nexting

Texting someone who is standing or sitting right next to you.
I was waiting in line wit my friend for a movie, it was so boring. I was nexting her to tell her how board I was.
by Connor Amans August 17, 2007
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Nottingham

a dreary town in the even drearier east midlands whose only claim to fame is the non-existent 'outlaw' Robin Hood who was a victorian work of fiction came from nearby. Every where you look there its robin hood this robin hood that and yes, you've guessed it robin hood the other.
everyone in nottingham is proud of a non-existant person because they bizarely think tourists will want to go there.
by ben dover of the yard August 5, 2004
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Nexting

Similar to sexting, nexting is the act of sending texts with naked pictures instead of just words. Nexting is used to arouse the receiver, and normally works if the next is hot enough.
Boy #1: Dude, my girlfriend Maya is nexting me!
Boy #2: Holy shit dude show me!
Boy #1: Nah man what are you on, you can't see a naked pic of my girl!
by tanzoro November 22, 2011
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Nottingham

For the low class of the UK. For a big city the people from here are poor and unhealthy. A city that stuggles with life and turns to crime. A city that embarrass surrounding high class city's. Embarrassment of the Midlands, Embarrassment of England, Embarrassment of the World.
Nottingham - Forest Laughing stock
Nottingham - Embarrassment
Nottingham - What you tread in
by CEGent November 26, 2011
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nottingham, pa

Home of herr's chip factory and some amish people. Nothing else.
Dude 1:There's nothing in Nottingham, Pa.
Dude 2: nah they got chips and smelly fields
by stevemiles1234 December 17, 2010
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