When you're the older brother to a sister three years your junior and, due to development timeline differences, you end up resembling twins your entire life. Oftentimes this phenomenon results in common themes present in actual real life twins. Twin telepathy, for example, is one of these anomalies and is described as one twin being able to access the thoughts and feelings of the other twin without any signs or prompting.

Her: hey Tom, what's that movie where -
Him: The Princess Bride, for the 7th time ?!?!?!
Her: thanks! Was stuck in my head...

Her: hey! do you want to ligh-
Him: Light up? I have a J prepped waiting for you to ask
Her: word! I've been hustling my ass all day and
Him: And you ran out two days ago... yeah, I know. I gotchu sissy
Her: Preciate' it Non-Twin Twin

Non-Twin Twin by TDiesel December 16, 2019

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Non-troversy

When a group of people thinks another group of people are offended or creating controversy about something, but in reality they don't care and never even talked about it in the first place.

Neckbeard anti-feminist on the internet: OH MY GOD, SJWS ARE SO TRIGGERED IN TWITTER ABOUT DOOM ETERNAL AND GAMERS!!1!

Actual SJW: wha..? dude, that's a Non-troversy. Stop watching circle-jerk incels in YouTube and find a job.

Non-troversy by LimaeLimon March 21, 2021

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