when someone shits directly into your ear. Named after one of the world's worst bands, as anyone with good taste in music would have concluded
Friend: What's wrong?
Me: "Owww, my ear hurts. I was listening to the radio and got Nickelbacked. IT BURNS!!
Friend: Yeah, I know. I've been there, man. Let's get some GOOD music into that ear of yours right away.
Me: "Owww, my ear hurts. I was listening to the radio and got Nickelbacked. IT BURNS!!
Friend: Yeah, I know. I've been there, man. Let's get some GOOD music into that ear of yours right away.
by aquajerk/surly December 22, 2011
To push someone off a ledge, precipice, or other type of altitude-inclined location with the intent that they fall for the result of injury or death.
"Your honor, he had to be nickelbacked. You'd understand if it had been you talking to him about who was the best of '90s and 2000s indie rock."
by Mr. Frederick McFeely Rogers November 13, 2013
A band featuring the Paddle-Pop Lion on vocals and...well, some other folks at the back that don't get much attention. The ol Lion roars about as loud as he can and doesn't seem to use techniques like change in dynamics, falsetto, or anything like that.
They busted into the mainstream with their hit "How You Remind Me." Meh, I didn't mind it; it was a nice change from the boy-band crap like N'Sync and whatnot. Of course, I wasn't so hot on their stuff either. BUT they got greedy and once they realized their formula for success (which wasn't hard to decode), they cashed in on it as much as possible and went on to make some of the worst songs ever created.
N.B: THEY ARE NOT NU METAL. THEY DON'T USE CRAZY EFFECTS, NOR DO THEY SCREAM/SCREECH, NOR DO THEY DABBLE IN ANY INDUSTRIAL GRINDINGS; THEY ARE "DUDE" ROCK, CRAP EXCRETED FROM THE BOWELS OF THE POST-GRUNGE SCENE.
They busted into the mainstream with their hit "How You Remind Me." Meh, I didn't mind it; it was a nice change from the boy-band crap like N'Sync and whatnot. Of course, I wasn't so hot on their stuff either. BUT they got greedy and once they realized their formula for success (which wasn't hard to decode), they cashed in on it as much as possible and went on to make some of the worst songs ever created.
N.B: THEY ARE NOT NU METAL. THEY DON'T USE CRAZY EFFECTS, NOR DO THEY SCREAM/SCREECH, NOR DO THEY DABBLE IN ANY INDUSTRIAL GRINDINGS; THEY ARE "DUDE" ROCK, CRAP EXCRETED FROM THE BOWELS OF THE POST-GRUNGE SCENE.
by Trickster Lavane July 26, 2009
A mediocre, and undeservedly popular "post-grunge" band from Alberta. Their dull, uninteresting, dull-as-dishwater, profanity-free music can be heard on pretty much every single radio station in the country, and is the kind of the music I like to call "Soccer Mom Rock." Like I've said before, their songs are boring, lifeless, and all sound incredibly similar to each other(listen to their dreadfully boring "hit" How You Remind Me and the equally dull Someday together and you'll know what I mean), and the Jesus-resembling singer, Chad Kroeger, has an annoying singing voice, and tries too hard to capture the powerful, growling vocals of Eddie Vedder. Listen to Pearl Jam or Soundgarden instead.
Me: Which of these bands do you like better: Pearl Jam, or Nickelback?
Dumbass: Nickelback.
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in music, asshole.
Dumbass: Nickelback.
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in music, asshole.
by Death Shredder August 14, 2007
A band so bad you can't even laugh at it.
With a frontman so terrible that one would pay to go to their show just to egg him.
With a frontman so terrible that one would pay to go to their show just to egg him.
by I like my coffee black just like my metal May 28, 2008
by sideburnsofdeath June 13, 2009
1)A band, which, no matter how hard they try, can't sound like pearl-jam
2)A person who attempts to sound like Eddie Vedder but can't
3)An example of todays bull-shit music. Turn it off and listen to something real!!!!
See: sucky music
2)A person who attempts to sound like Eddie Vedder but can't
3)An example of todays bull-shit music. Turn it off and listen to something real!!!!
See: sucky music
He's such a NickelBack!!!
by Jimmy Joe December 24, 2003