Basketball Wives: LA

A reality show on VH1 that depicts lives of the wives of Basketball players that play for an LA team. If you're not into watching immature women argue and fight over petty drama and make ignorant statements about one another and put down classy women, do not watch this show.

A new episode of Basketball Wives: LA is coming on tonight, but I'm not going to watch it because most of the women are too ghetto and unclassy.

by afrikanamomma September 25, 2011

Basketball ass

Firm,round,nice,perfect ass that looks like a basketball.

She's got a nice basketball ass for a white girl

by Ruy Blas July 6, 2014

donkey basketball

A variation of the infamous "Donkey Punch", Donkey Basketball is when you're engaged in anal sex and at the moment of ejaculation, you slam the receiver's head repeatedly into the wall or bed (for the beginners) similar to dribbling a basketball. If done correctly, the receiver's anal cavity will tighten, their body will convulse, and a concussion will be imminent. This will allow you to orgasm in a spectacular fashion.

Why is there a backboard over your bed? For Donkey Basketball.

This is the fourth Donkey Basketball related death this week.

by iamtherealdancingbanana January 10, 2014

basketball jones

A person who is obsessed with anything related to basketball: playing and watching.

That kid is the biggest basketball jones I've ever seen! He's a balla!

by Hobbes123 July 26, 2005

Kentucky Basketball

What every Louiville fan wants, what every Tennessee fan hates, talking about every player like family, reciting statistics from teams that played before you were born, preparing for the Final Four more than a year in advance, following recruiting statistics from kids in middle school, an endless line in the bitter cold in front of Rupp arena, the staggering amount of traveling fans to any city in the Union, a sweet, soft, southern, thrill, something that can get in your blood and turn it blue, a culture so deeply entrenched within an idea that only jerseys hanging from the rafters can define it, and all of this originating in Lexington, Kentucky, but found worldwide in Big Blue faithful...Camelot, King Arthur's Court, Rome.

The word basketball cannot exist without the state of Kentucky. Kentucky Basketball is to basketball what King Arthur is to Camelot

by BluegrassWildcat May 27, 2009

University of Maryland basketball

the best basketball program in America because of its awesome team consisting of talented, young, cute college guys and its ability to entertain the lovely campus of College Park, all Maryland fans and anyone that watches the team play with passion; 2002 National Champions; 2004 Atlantic Coast Conference Champions.

University of Maryland basketball is the highlight of any Terp fan's life.

by DudeWheresMyCar March 21, 2004

Basketball Anti-Sub Policy

The subbing policy of failures. Instead of rotating team players throughout the entire game to constantly provide the team with "fresh legs" and speed to wear the other team down, only the starters are played. With constant subbing, you will improve the skills and dynamics of the entire team. If you do not sub frequently, you aren't improving all of your players and therefore you are not coaching all of your players. Although the starters typically are the best players, after 3-4 quarters most of them look like they are going to throw up or pass out. Once the first string of players is worn down to the point of complete exhaustion, at last a coach will sub in new players. Since these players hardly ever get any play time, they are unable to meld into the team's dynamic easily. One mistake and these subs will be pulled out. Starters do not trust them because they aren't used to playing with these team mates although they too can be excellent basketball players.

So there you have it- starters die of exhaustion, new players come in, no one on the team can do anything right and the game goes to hell.

Happy coaching guys!

1st quarter:
Fan 1- Wow the players are doing great!
Fan 2- Agreed! Check out that 3 pointer!

2nd quarter:
Fan 1- Amazing defense!
Fan 2- Agreed.

3rd quarter:

Fan 1- Jeez, that girl looks like she's about to hurl.
Fan 2- Oh finally! Some subbing! GO TEAM!

4th quarter:
Fan 1- Maybe if there was some more frequent subbing, the team would be more successful in situations like this. The girls obviously aren't trusting each other since they're not used to playing with each other.

Fan 2- This is the Basketball Anti-Sub Policy at its best. We're screwed.

by RazzDazDinosaur March 14, 2012