Maysen

A beautiful girl who is loyal to her friends a and always puts them before herself. She is honest,loyal,funny, and the best darn girlfriend you will ever have. You need to have Maysen as a friend. You should not get on her bad side or she will kick some serious ass. Have Maysen by your side and you will for sure have an awesome life.

OMG WHO IS THAT?!?!?
SHES THE PRETTIEST GIRL YOU WILL EVER MEET,MAYSEN.

by Half pint January 18, 2017

Love Myself

Something that you should be able to do. Find your self-worth, appreciate yourself, and be yourself, for that is you at your most beautiful state. The person in the world that should matter the most in the world is you. The best thing in the world is probably being able to say “I love myself.”

“I love myself.”

by The Dark Side Will Claim You December 15, 2018

Friend myself

see: Masturbate
To sexually exite yourself until you reach a climax when you can't find anyone else to do it for you(often after spending too much time on Facebook).

"This place is dead anyway, I think I'll go home and friend myself."

by Lstar July 19, 2009

I hate myself

When you do something mildly stupid or a minor inconvenience occurs
Synonyms:
I want to kill myself

Teen 1: *Drops pencil* I hate myself

by Okboomer42069 November 9, 2019

i shat myself

I shat myself is an even more extraordinary sentence for I shit my pants, you don’t want to go around saying “I shit my pants” but instead you could say “ I shat myself” you’ll be the coolest kid at school.

Nessa Berret: i shat myself

Josh Richard: I thought you sharted

by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020

msenge

Swahili word for a homosexual person, not to be confused for "shoga" (which coincidentally also means a woman's best friend) msenge is just a ruder form of the word "shoga", formally shoga is commonly used, but msenge is also used as slang

"Acha usenge mwanagu" (stop being gay homie) telling someone to stop tripping basically

"Wewe ni msenge mmoja" (you are one gay dude)

by DIO's pet cat January 9, 2022

time to kill myself

You say this when you see something so cancerous, it makes you want to kill yourself. Can also be used in a good way.

Well, I just met someone who believes women don't have rights. Time to kill myself.

(used in a good way), I just watch the Angry Birds movie. Time to kill myself

by WeegeeDefineNerd January 17, 2017