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Cock Blocked Myself

When you are about to score with someone and you fuck yourself by saying, "I think we should think about this" or "We are rushing into this too fast" Way to go dumbass!
"I cock blocked myself whenever I said that I needed to know her more, now she is fucking my best friend. Lucky bastard."
by Oeltjens January 31, 2010
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Mystery Science Theater 3000

A cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson (replaced by Mike Nelson after the fifth season)originating from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It consisted largely of fictional characters making fun of existing cult films, a format which proved to be influential. Original episodes aired on Comedy Central and the SciFi Channel from 1989 to 1999. The show started with a short run on Minnesota UHF station KTMA channel 23 from 1988 to 1989.
Arguments about whether Joel or Mike was better on Mystery Science Theater 3000 are usually pointless.
by Eric Seven February 20, 2005
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Isekai myself

When you have the wish to die and reborn at a new world with the memories of your past life
Dude, my life sucks. I want to isekai myself and try again.
by TheThyg November 26, 2019
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Mysterious Figure

The biggest dick in all gaming history.

He's an optional boss in kingdom hearts, birth by sleep. He has 2 lightning energy dagger type weapons and he can cast pretty much all the strongest spells such as meteor, megaflare, death, and all of his melee combos bring you to 1hp almost, he also turns invisible at half health and you can no longer see or lock on to him or see where he's coming from, he can make multiple clones of himself that can all do the same attacks and he has an attack that erases all of your special attacks.

Also if you start doing a moderate amount of damage to him he will either put up a temporary shield that makes any damage heal him or he will stop time, reverse it, teleport behind you, begin an attack, and then unfreeze time again.
"Oh hey its Mysterious figure, maybe i should fight hi-"
*1hp*
*dead*
"What just happened?!"
by White Key June 30, 2011
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myspace hot

When someone looks hot on myspace but looks like shit in real life.
I met up with this girl i met on the myspace but sadly,she was just myspace hot,and was fuckin ugly in real life.
by Milö von kreskleväch July 20, 2008
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myshonok

myshonok is russian for Little Mouse. Can be used as a pet name, usually for someone small and quiet.
He's a myshonok
by TigTag January 14, 2011
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mr.mystery

A very mysterious boy who never tells a secret. He also keeps a lot of secrets about his friends and his family. But instead of that, he is very talented and a funny guy who can tell a scary story that will give you nightmares forever. Also if he is your friend, he will always have your back no matter what . On the other hand, if he is your enemy, he will make you regret anything you have ever done to him. Or if you do something to make him mad like take or break his stuff, he will hate you for a long time, ( a whole month.). But he can be mean when he wants to.
Mr.Mystery is very mysterious.
by Jay4lyfe January 10, 2017
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