Soft Mussolini

When your dick is soft but you cram it in anyways. More specifically when she's looking for round 2 and you're not yet at attention.

We had just had the best sex of our lives and looking for round 2, she wanted more. I couldn't get hard so I gave her the Soft Mussolini.

by Pollo Testicle March 31, 2022

Vincent Musolino

Vincent does not talk to any women and is a life long virgin. when there is a women in a 20 meter radius of him he starts to shivver and shake and go red.

Thats Vincent Musolino he cant talk to women

by Rhys Lucas June 2, 2022

Supremo Mussolini

Adolf Drippler's best friend and Bento Mussolini's worst enemy, Has almost as much drip as Drippler but most of it is from Supreme brand clothes.

Damn, remember when Supremo Mussolini tried to kill Bento Mussolini in 1908. Miss those days.

by TheDeadEnder October 3, 2022

muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and hit their balls

Person 1: Hey man how’d you deal with that bully

Person 2: Had to give him a good ol muddy mussolini

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Muddy Mussolini

When you go to finger your friends asshole with your pinky but miss and start pinky punching his ballsack

Person 1: How did you deal with that bully?
Person 2: Had to give him a Muddy Mussolini.

by coldpolarbearip52 December 19, 2024

Muddy Mussolini

A friend attempting to forcefully jab one or both their pinkies into the rectum of another, whilst thrusting with an Italian "Gabagool" hand motion.

Hawk 1: "I'm going to Muddy Mussolini your cloaca!"
Hawk 2: "Uhh?"

by awesomechiphat January 5, 2025

Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025