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mashing brakes

(adj.) a slang term used to describe sex, in a literal or boasting sense.
ex. 1
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes

ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.
by GinjerNinjaronimator December 30, 2009
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Tater mashing

Sometimes at sleepovers I can hear my best friend's brother taking part in tater mashing.
by heynow21 January 22, 2013
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Muskingum College

A small college located in the middle of nowhere (New Concord). Home of the Muskies. Muskies are little tiny fish that look like a shark (the sharp teeth), but smaller who pose no big threat. Students who attend the college spend of there time at the local gas station (Circle K) or go behind the gas station where the railroad is and smoke ciggarettes all day.
The College is not very well known, but few famous people did go/attend the college.For an Example: Jack Hanna and Ignes Moorehead graduated from Muskingum Colelge. John Glenn would have graduated if he didn't drive his truck in the lake while being intoxicated.
Person A: "Your going to Muskingum College, where's that? "
Person B: "In the middle of nowhere"

Person A: "oh, I don't know anyone who graduated from there."
Person B: "yes you do! Jack Hanna who is obessed with the Columbus Zoo and John Glenn would have grauded if he didn't drive drunk into the lake"
by muskingum junkie March 26, 2009
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Elon Musking

When someone smokes a joint and or cone but they do not inhale correctly, therefore leaving the participant looking like Elon Musk when he hit the boof on the Joe Rogan podcast.
Zac : "bro im not even high but so much smoke came out".
Jack : "yea because you fucking Elon Musked it".
Tyson : "no shit stop Elon Musking it and pass the boof".
by XXgreenbeanXX December 30, 2018
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mashing the cat

The act of having sex with a female. Intercourse.
I can't believe Phil got caught mashing the cat with that chick at his party. His girlfriend is furious.
by Union Redneck November 19, 2006
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pizza mashing

The national pastime of stuffing your ladyfriend's love wound with pepperoni, covering your sausage and cheese wiz, and proceeding to fuck the shit out of her
Nothing gets me through the day better than waiting to get home to pizza mashing the love of my life
by Albert11 February 21, 2008
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Potato Mashing

The male equivalent of "Scissoring," in which two men interlock their straight legs and grind their genitals together, resembling a pair of interlocking scissors.
by The Rape Eagle June 10, 2009
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