masticate

Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.

"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"

by Tierney October 2, 2007

Mystical Temple

pertaining to the female genitilia...
a chosen word of worship for those who have come to witness and see your all mighty VAGINA.

long before the penis itself lived the all mighty vagina,where it came from no man could ever understand but was and has been for ever greatful of its existance,taste as well as feeling.

It was on this very night the doors swung open and into my mystical temple he entered and for ever remained prisoner

by Jtekz July 4, 2004

Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.

My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.

by Farmer Garza May 1, 2010

Mystical Elf Creature

one who has long, beautiful hair and lives in the forest of Illegashia, helping Corbin hadley make it through the hard times in life.

Did the mystical elf creature go to the Justin Beiber concert last thursday?

by princess cour cour September 10, 2010

Mystica

The act of a female who uses her own toys to double penetrate your girlfriend until she climaxes.

I’m gonna Mystica you so hard babe!

by JackFrost91 November 2, 2021

Wise Mystical Tree

A very wise tree that gives great wisdom and has a funny nigga face

Bro Look at that Wise Mystical Tree over there

by nugget lord 29395 October 16, 2022

Mystical Hobbit

A super cool adjective to describe an Internet Entity who has reached superstar status.

Jenny The Bloggess said Dooce was like a mystical hobbit because she is so hella famous that she couldn't possibly be real but she is, like Jesus or Santa. Deb on the Rocks is a mystic hobbit wannabee, but she's not there yet.

by Deb on the Rocks August 18, 2008