a person who carries around all the negative things that have ever happened to them in their lifetime, and are constantly reminding everyone of them, thriving on the negative
by Lopp-Headz January 23, 2012
When people do stupid Whole30 diets during holidays and expect everyone else to accommodate their cooking around it or get stressed or let down, they put themselves into food misery.
She could have fun at the party but instead she will wallow in her food misery and try to inflict it upon others.
by schmole30 December 19, 2017
Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.
Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".
Or
"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".
Or
"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"
by S@lty Boi June 12, 2019
An individual who complains about their situation but does nothing to improve or escape it and would sooner wallow in it in an endless cycle.
Often claiming they are "fine" or blaming other people or events for the downward spiral a Misery Pig expects everyone to give them sympathy and has no intention of accepting that the issues normally lie with them.
Often claiming they are "fine" or blaming other people or events for the downward spiral a Misery Pig expects everyone to give them sympathy and has no intention of accepting that the issues normally lie with them.
"John is saying he is feeling anxious again"
"Yes but he went through this before and never got any help even when he said he would get it sorted this time"
"What a Misery Pig"
"Yes but he went through this before and never got any help even when he said he would get it sorted this time"
"What a Misery Pig"
by ghostrighter August 16, 2020
A: you havent beat tower of hell once?
B: mehh... id rather completing tower of misery 10 times than winning once in tower of hell
B: mehh... id rather completing tower of misery 10 times than winning once in tower of hell
by Dumbass_asian March 01, 2022
by Misey April 03, 2021
When something goes horribly, horribly wrong, this phrase is directed at the aggressor. It can be used either before or after the person/object you're venting at, but not both. Additionally, it can never be used with "you" i. e. one could not say "Get out of my way, you prick of misery."
Person 1: Prick of Misery! The 2 train is running local from the Bronx all the way to Brooklyn. (In this case, the aggressor would be the MTA)
Or
Person 1: You hit me with your car! Prick of misery! (The driver is the aggressor)
Or
Person 1: You hit me with your car! Prick of misery! (The driver is the aggressor)
by CNJGeep May 26, 2009