Minced jiblets

when your cock gets grounded up into mince

"i had intercourse with my lawn mower, best 2 minates of my life.. unfortunatly i now have minced jiblets."

by Carl November 22, 2004

Mince head

somebody, usually a friend, who fucks shit up under the influence of alcohol or something.

good on you, mince head!

by coit September 8, 2008

Crotch Mince

The name given to any food stuff which finds itself falling into a persons lap. Crotch Mince can also refer to food which falls into the clevage of a woman.

'I say Jaunty, I don't suppose you've acknowledged the vast quantity of crotch mince accumulating about your person, have you dear boy?'

by JucyLay May 17, 2010

Mince of Darkness

A very camp homosexual Goth or Emo

Check out the Mince of Darkness over there!

by peaver666 January 6, 2011

Prince Of Mince

A homosexual gentleman.

"I always knew he was pillow biter but I didn't realise he was the Prince of Mince"

by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008

Mince pie

A white person that is a black person at heart

Oh my god Lauren, I can't believe you can twerk, you're such a mince pie!

by Lipsticklemonade May 13, 2014

50M Mince

An event in which only the most skilled Mincers can participate. It involves mincing acorss a 50 meter long course as quickly as one can mince.

Colin is vying for the world record in the coveted 50M Mince at the Gay Sports Day.

by 6beaconsfield August 27, 2009