'How was your flight?'
'Pretty good. I had a mile high club sandwich.'
'Damn! I didn't even get a bag of peanuts.'
'Pretty good. I had a mile high club sandwich.'
'Damn! I didn't even get a bag of peanuts.'
by Jim Barry June 11, 2019
When one puts just the tip of his or her tongue in a pilot's butt. For a brief period after 9/11, it was often referred to as the "Mile High Freedom Dip".
The flight attendant was so impressed by and grateful for the maneuvering of Charles "Sully" Sullenberger that she gave him a mile high French dip.
by EioDesign September 20, 2015
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Guy 1: Hey you want to go to the bar later?
Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
Guy 2: No. My girl want to be sitting at mile high stadium.
by BizNastyMcSpatchy August 10, 2009
by doing your mom7777777777777777 April 23, 2011
Last night in Denver I ignored the warning tap so he blasted his load inside me. It was the best mile high cream pie ever!!
by Idontthinkurreadyforthisjelly January 23, 2016
Wanking on a plane, usually in the plane lavatory. Like the Mile High Club but far easier to attain and much more shameful.
Example 1
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.
Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!
Guy 1: Called it!
Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!
*Johnny guy drinks*
Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.
Guy1:Johnny's been in the bathroom awhile, I bet you he's joining the Mile High Club.
Guy 2: Pfft maybe as a half member!
Johnny: Guess who's now a Mile High Club Half Member!
Guy 1: Called it!
Example 2
Drunk guy:Never have I ever joined the Mile High Club!
*Johnny guy drinks*
Johnny:I'm a Mile High Club half member!
Drunk guy: Ew man gross!
Johnny:Hey dude, it was a long flight and I was bored.
by mrperson123 January 30, 2018