a person who experiences many blonde moments who is unable to recognize his own blondeness and who is prone to random bouts of perversion interrupted by markoleptic slumbers
Any blonde guy you know who makes blonde jokes but has a far higher incidence of "blonde moments" than any blonde female and is decidedly blonde but claims to have light-brown hair. This individual is also often prone to randomly timed perverted jokes and a severe form of random narcolepsy dubbed "markolepsy" to make it specific to the markophile in question.
by Mensa_Musings August 18, 2011
Get the Markophile mug.A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.
Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?
Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......
Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!
Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....
Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......
Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!
Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....
by BarryBoyGenius October 2, 2011
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Markkel is an athlete (mostly football) and is kind. He can't make his mind up n one girl but when he does he will spoil that girl until the death of them. If you piss him off then be prepared for him to yank the tears out of your eyes. Family and friends are very important to him along with food. Sweet talking is his thing so watch out girls. Brown eyes and crazy hair and a nice body is the definition of him. Also rare to find so when you meet one keep him.
Girl: OMG did you hear that dude talk
#2 Girl: I was about to bring him up to my room
#3 Girl: Oh yeah that's a Markkel. Their very rare to find.
#2 Girl: I was about to bring him up to my room
#3 Girl: Oh yeah that's a Markkel. Their very rare to find.
by Ataryne May 16, 2018
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Get the Markodane mug.Marko is the type of guy you would see in a shitty Netflix original movie and forget about; he would not be the main character, but instead, he would be the musty guy who sat next to the main character and asked for a G2 Pen. Marko pretends to be the nicest guy he knows and wonders why everyone does not constantly remind him (and themselves) of just how nice of a guy he is. On a typical day, you can catch Marko wearing some sort of tracksuit. And while his wind breakers and jackets are on 10, so is his breath..... Wait! Did I mention he was a nice guy?
Dude 1: yo have u heard about that dude Marko Pajic did from chemistry?
Dude 2: yeah! didn't he try and shoot up a college campus?
Dudette 1: yeah I heard about that too
Dude 1: yea that's him! always seemed off, that guy
Dude 2: yeah! didn't he try and shoot up a college campus?
Dudette 1: yeah I heard about that too
Dude 1: yea that's him! always seemed off, that guy
by jensen blum December 9, 2019
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