Mary is an epic person that's the most amazing person ever. She comes in two styles, punk and vintage. She is everything someone would ever want for a friend. WARNING: She is very cuddly. She enjoys sleeping in class, it's the best thing to do in that situation. She's much cooler than all the other people in school. She's gorgeous and laughs a lot. She has a great sense of humour.
She is an awkward penguin.
She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
She is an awkward penguin.
She worships tacos. If you want to die, taking Mary's tacos is the way to go.
Classmate 1: Who's that pretty girl sleeping on her desk?
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.
Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.
Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.
Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
Classmate 2: Why that's Mary, the girl I wish I knew better.
Friend 1: Mary is so perfect and cool, etc...
Friend 2: That is an understatement.
Person 1: I like penguins.
Person 2: You'd like Mary then.
Awesome person: *eating taco*
Mary: *steals taco*
Mary: Hehe I'm a ninja.
by SexyAlienHelloHello January 21, 2013
A nice girl, and a good friend. She's always there for you in a time of need or help, even though most of the time has has much bigger problems that yours.
by 808ninasantapintamariaohmaria January 24, 2011
Someone pretty who thinks they're ugly. Often forgets things. Usually happy, but has a darker side. Has considered suicide and cutting. Talkative and fun to be around. Interesting conversations. Makes friends easily. Has beautiful eyes. Seems cold at first. Extremely hyper near close friends. Can tell her bff everything. Sexually inexperienced. Very smart
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhfhhhhfhhhhfhdhdhhh November 07, 2013
by chaffsters33 June 14, 2008
oh mary i love you
by evlove December 08, 2016
Mary is one of the most popular names in English; often used in combinations such as Marybeth, Marylou, Mary Kathrine and of course Mary Jane.
by VeteranMary June 26, 2016
The most beautiful girl known to mankind, her heart is pure and filled with lust, she's a very strong woman and doesn't like no for an answer. She'll charm the socks right off your feet, her kisses will leave you breathless. She only wishes for happiness and when shes set on something good luck getting her to change her mind about it.
Mary Marie Branch I love you, will you do me the honor of making me the happiest man in the world and be my girl till death do us part.
by M+D=<3 December 21, 2016