A famous football club from China and South-East Asia, but for some strange reason is based in North West England.
It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.
Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.
It has a few thousand supporters in England, but the majority of its fans are the Chinese, Thais, Vietnamese and Laotian.
Several medical studies have conclusive proven that a large percentage of their fan base suffers from dementia, megalomania, delusions of grandeur, latent homosexual tendencies and irritable bowel syndrome.
Fan 1: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the world"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"
Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"
Fan 2: "Manchester United is the greatest team in the universe"
Fan 3: "Gary Neville is the best looking male football player in all of creation"
Neutral Fan: "Manchester United are the second best team in England, the seventh best in Europe, and outside of the top ten in the world. Gary Neville makes Shane MacGowan look like George Clooney"
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n. The desire to make out
synonyms: queso, aspirtation, fantasy, craving, lust, horniness
adj. A person who causes the desire to make out
synonyms: arousing, exciting, provocative, sexy, inviting, seductive
v. Manchegar: To make out
synonyms: make out, ligar, chulearse, mangar, caress, smooch, canoodle, fool around
synonyms: queso, aspirtation, fantasy, craving, lust, horniness
adj. A person who causes the desire to make out
synonyms: arousing, exciting, provocative, sexy, inviting, seductive
v. Manchegar: To make out
synonyms: make out, ligar, chulearse, mangar, caress, smooch, canoodle, fool around
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It's not just nonchalantness for man it's the art of being a chill bro.
It's not just nonchalantness for man it's the art of being a chill bro.
by Artsmashers January 7, 2014
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Get the manchester high mug.The action of someone telling another person that they'll do something in a situation. However, the other person listening to this promise may respond quickly by saying: "Manchest."
This word itself enforces that person who made the promise to literally complete, what they said they'd do.
If they don't complete their promised task to the word, "manchest," the person who said, manchest, may slap the other person in the chest due to their non compliance of their self made promise.
(Manchest does not apply for things someone might do, which they can say to prevent manchest from happening. For example: I ought to, should maybe, might, etc.).
This word itself enforces that person who made the promise to literally complete, what they said they'd do.
If they don't complete their promised task to the word, "manchest," the person who said, manchest, may slap the other person in the chest due to their non compliance of their self made promise.
(Manchest does not apply for things someone might do, which they can say to prevent manchest from happening. For example: I ought to, should maybe, might, etc.).
Johnny: I'm gonna get that girl's snap soon, she has some rockin' tits.
Tommy: MANCHEST!
Johnny: Now wait a minute here fucko! I said "soon" that don't apply to my planned action. "Soon" means I'm planning on it, manchest don't count for that dumbass!
Tommy: Oh fine, whatever. . . Hey! What about that girl over there though?
Johnny: My God, I didn't even see her. . . I'm gonna talk to that one for sure then! Wow she's amazing!
Tommy: MANCHEST!
Johnny: ALRIGHT FINE, I'ma head over to her right now then, Tom. Getting slapped in the chest by Tommy, or talking to a gorgeous girl? I think I'ma go with the second one. . .
Tommy: You better do it or you finna get slapped in yo ribs! I'ma watch you! Good ol' manchest!
Tommy: MANCHEST!
Johnny: Now wait a minute here fucko! I said "soon" that don't apply to my planned action. "Soon" means I'm planning on it, manchest don't count for that dumbass!
Tommy: Oh fine, whatever. . . Hey! What about that girl over there though?
Johnny: My God, I didn't even see her. . . I'm gonna talk to that one for sure then! Wow she's amazing!
Tommy: MANCHEST!
Johnny: ALRIGHT FINE, I'ma head over to her right now then, Tom. Getting slapped in the chest by Tommy, or talking to a gorgeous girl? I think I'ma go with the second one. . .
Tommy: You better do it or you finna get slapped in yo ribs! I'ma watch you! Good ol' manchest!
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