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Machine Gun Breakfast 

1. "The process of sprinkling cocaine on your breakfast cereal then proceeding to say 'that's what's up' as a comment to anything anyone says to you"

2. A snow-bro idiot who is just really, really stupid. This type of snow-bro will also answer to Johnny Breakfast and ASAP Breakfast
"Machine gun breakfast, you sprinkle too munch cocaine on your cereal!"
"That's what's up!!"

MACHINE GUN KISS 

A karaoke song featured in Yakuza 4, 5, and Like a Dragon.
chi-oku, ni-oku, hyaku-oku no kisu wo abisete yaru babe kono ude daite omae wo nido to hanashi wa shinai
MACHINE GUN KISS de JUST FALL IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! WOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MACHINE GUN KISS by Lol hi.. September 1, 2021

machine head 

Not only one of the greatest metal bands of all time, but also the name of Deep Purple's (one of the founding fathers of metal) greatest album. This name is synonymous with heavy music. And so it should be.
"Davidian kicked ass, Machine head are great."
"I just cant get over how cool Machine Head sounds 20 years on."
machine head by Moose Lord July 8, 2005

machine gun mouth

Someone or somebody who has a machine gun mouth babbles idly and rapidly, to some extent, non-stop.

A person with a machine gun mouth is very annoying that you feel like wanting to punch his or her face to make him/her stfu.
YouTube video guy whom speaks very fast: Hello. Today I'll be showing you how to look more dapper........(10 minutes later)............so that you will be fancied by girls around you.

Me: Oh shit! I don't get what he is trying to say, this machine gun mouth guy!!
machine gun mouth by Le Mao February 10, 2013

Machine Gun Masturbation 

When a man masturbates and when it seems he is finished he keeps going, thus making it hurt, this is machine gun masturbation.
Johnny was so horny he said he was going to use machine gun masturbation on his girlfriends face while she was sleeping.

machine gun 

To walk up behind a seated person, grab him by the ears and yell, "BRRRRRRR!!!!" while shaking his head vigorously for a few seconds. This is followed by a slap to the side of the head while yelling, "RELOAD!"
I was minding my own business watching pr0n on the computer when my roommate snuck up behind me and gave me a machine gun.
machine gun by Poppa Smurf January 5, 2007