Lol M8 

An expression said by one who finds an object, situation, or individual humorous. It can also be used at ones misfortune. Lol m8 is said as a replacement or in combination with a laugh.

*Picture a guy that has been tailgating you and break checking you for miles. He finally goes around you only to crash his car off of a cliff as a cop sees him do the whole thing* That is so lol m8.

Look at that clown he looks so lol m8.
It's lol m8 that I just picked up some weed.

Lol M8 by joshisking October 15, 2019

U Wot M8

''U Wot M8'' or ''You Wot Mate'' is usually used when a person doesnt hear what the other person is saying, it also can be used in arguments or before a fight which is spoke in a quick aggressive manner, the term ''You Wot Mate'' has been around since the early 90's and the term has recently confused Americans as expected.

Your mums a slag....
U Wot M8? you wanna a fucking slap?

No, i was just joking mate, sorry.

U Wot M8 by kingbt3rd October 16, 2013

YH M8! 

Often used as slang,
literally "Yes Mate"
Often used by the steriotype - chav,
but is now spreading to more common use!

TOM - "You so fancy that girl!"
JOHN - "YH M8!"

YH M8! by Alistair Dean December 20, 2007

Get rekt m8 

Mostly used after getting good kill or shot, in mostly FPS (1st person shooter)
Rekt is a misspelled version of the word "Wrecked". M8 is meant to be M + Eight = Mate. So it's get wrecked mate

*360 degrees headshot with a sniper rifle without even aiming in some random Call of Duty game (also 360 noscope)*
Me: Ha get rekt m8
Victim: bwahahahaa, im such a noob.

Get rekt m8 by Chtulle May 10, 2015

wot m8 

“U WOT M8” is a shorthand for “You what, mate?” which is a colloquialism used by English speakers in the United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand. It is typically used in response to an incoherent proposition put forth by someone else, along the similar lines of “what did you just say?” or wat or what is this. Alternatively, the phrase can be used devoid of any context to confuse anyone that is unfamiliar with the expression.

Guy: You're so gay
Me: Wot m8?

Cute Boy: Wanna go out?
Me, astonished: Wot m8?

wot m8 by Lady~Koala October 25, 2014

oofded like u wat m8 

Oofded like u wat m8 means anything for example u pull up to the crib and ur like Oofded like u wat m8 then the kids at the crib get toxic

I’ll Oofded like u wat m8 everyday

oofded like u wat m8 by George is goodest December 30, 2018

U Wot M8

It is a term that British people use. People outside of the UK think it sounds ridiculous, so the modern stereotype or newfag would think that British people have very poor grammar. It basically means, "You What Mate". Those 3 words don't even make a proper sentence, therefore it is a funny thing to say and a way to make fun of Brits'

Alfred: ...

Benjamin: U WOT M8

U Wot M8 by ultimatewanker October 24, 2012