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lifting my luggage

A euphemism for indulging in homosexual sex on the sly.

Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.

Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a rentboy
Named in reference to some of George Alan Rekers' (an anti-gay minister) official reasons for taking a rentboy on tour with him:

"Thank you for taking the time to write to me about the recent "news" story that is a mixture of truth and falsehood. The article truthfully stated that due to surgery I require assistance in lifting my luggage when traveling"
by Oneiric May 6, 2010
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dropped a Luigi

Dropping a Luigi is a rare occurrence following a pleasant evening of boozing it up with your pals at the neighborhood bar.
After safely returning from the bar and getting oneself into bed and off to sleep, wake up. Not in bed, or in the gutter, not in an Arabian prince’s harem or on a slow boat to China, but on the toilet. Not just any toilet, but the toilet in your bathroom that is the bathtub. Take this opportunity to move to the actual toilet and return to sleep. Upon waking, realize that a horrible stench has permeated the air. As you carefully peer over the edge of the tub, you may be mortified to discover that someone dropped a Luigi in the bathtub. Further introspective investigation will offer that you yourself are indeed the one to blame.
You may experience any self-doubt, shame, personal triumph or pride that you see fit.
Girl 1: So, how was your date?
Girl 2: Oh my god, after our night out, my boyfriend dropped a Luigi in the bathtub.
Girl 1: Ew

Guy: So what did you do after we left the bar?
Other guy: I don’t know, I was pretty drunk. I think I made tacos… oh yeah, and I dropped a Luigi in the tub.
Guy: You’re pretty cool.
by loco moto March 16, 2008
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luigi

Marios younger brother. Its pretty sad, because in the mario and luigi game on gameboy, when people see you they say "WOW!! Its mario and green dude!!". Often underestimated as a sidekick to mario but is actually better. He is not as fat, can jump way higher, and is much faster. He finally got recognized as a main characyer in the game Luigi's Mansion, a title released at the time of gamecubes launch. A mario game, super mario sunshine actuallt wasnt realeased until some time later.
Player 1: Damn, Mario wont jump that gap!! Player 2: You should of used Luigi, fuckface!!
by only$19.99,less s+h December 26, 2003
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Luggage Nugget

That guy at the airport who goes through all of your neatly folded luggage and throws it all back wrinkled and unfolded.
Yea, that Luggage Nugget over there went through my gear and taxed my gig hardcore cruster.
by SoDangles April 4, 2009
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luigi legs

An intense restless leg state of being; an inability to keep from jiggling or moving your legs in an animated and excited way, whether seated, standing or in motion.
Did he just have a quad-capp. or red bull? He is moving around like he has luigi legs or something.
by iwillthinkofthislater November 21, 2013
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luigina

luigina is a fun loving person who always thrives for the best. She is smart and is definitely isn’t afraid to speak her mind. She can be sometimes stubborn but does it in the best ways possible. Sometimes because of her strong mind she doesn’t take others into consideration.
“luigina more like linguini
by :) immabeach :))) August 1, 2019
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luigi board

Have you played the Luigi Board?
How do Luigi Boards work?
by hugeman6969 April 9, 2021
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