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Four Lokos

Blackout in a can. Drink two or three and be in for a blurry night and hell in the morning. Totally worth it!
She drank 3 Four Lokos and danced naked on a table for an hour before passing out in the walk in closet.
by Miche7 October 20, 2010
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Floor Loko

The state of being so intoxicated from consuming the notorious beverage favored by slutty college chicks, four loko that you don't recall anything from the night not videotaped, and you wake up face down on the floor.
Joe got so floor loko'd at boo bash on halloween, he had to be carried home by AJ
by laXfever34 November 30, 2010
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9-hour-loko

A drink combing 4-Loko and 5-Hour Energy. (5+4=9). Heart failure is almost guaranteed following consumption two servings.
#1: What happened to Alex last night?
#2: Well after he and that girl each drank a 9-hour-loko, they proceeded to get naked and skinny dip in the lake.
#1: It's January...
#2: Exactly.
by GingerDan April 3, 2012
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Edward Loko Hands

Similar to the party favorite "Edward 40 Hands," in this show of drinking spectacular, the participant(s) duct tape two Four Lokos to their hands. They must consume both Lokos before they are allowed to use their hands again. Extra credit is given for finishing them as fast as humanly possible.
We all played Edward Loko Hands to celebrate the fact that Four Loko is now banned for being too ridiculously awesome. Jim got a DUI and now Megan is pregnant.
by SteverMcGeever December 4, 2010
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five loko

Mixing the new (caffeine-free) four loko with a 5 hour energy to regain its former glory...

They changed the formula and we're changing it back.
We're going five loko tonight!
by drunk@jhu January 24, 2011
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four lokoed

being affected, positively or negatively, after consuming a four loko
Last night, I was hella four lokoed!
by wow, choosing a name sucks! October 25, 2010
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Mitch Lotko

The term for a generally kick-ass person. This person is usually very athletic, smart, liked by all, and can do whatever he or she wants.
Me: "Dude, I scored a hat trick in the varsity game yesterday."

Jake: "Bro, you're such a Mitch Lotko."
by Jimark May 6, 2011
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