Lorenzo Berkshire

a kind, hot guy from the Wattpad story “Filthy”. He’s a slytherin with mommy & daddy issues. cousin & best friend to Draco Malfoy.

My favorite character from “Filthy” is Lorenzo Berkshire.

by wattpadlover January 13, 2021

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.

By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.

by lilypotter56 July 25, 2012

Lorina

An awesome, hilarious, adorable gal with a creative mind. She loves to help people whenever she can and gets all of the guys. She is always kind to people but don’t mess around with her or you will see a whole nother side of her. She is a great friend and a wonderful companion

“ Look at that girl over there! She is so gorgeous! “

“ That’s that new girl Lorina! “

by Rainbow_nighas101 May 24, 2018

lorelai gilmore

A coffee-obsessed, hottie with dark hair and big blue eyes. Likes to talk fast, make jokes and refer to pop-culture. Controlling and a natural leader, a Lorelai Gilmore can persuade anyone into anything with her charm and wit.

"That girl is really charming yet quirky, she's such a Lorelai Gilmore."
"Look at those blue eyes, she's basically Lorelai Gilmore!"
"She drinks so much coffee she's your average Lorelai Gilmore."

by Caffeine lover August 21, 2016

Lorinators

The Lorinators are pressure.Thats why we living in that decaying head of yours rent free!

A Hater: ‘Damn the Lorinators are winning,let me do something to ruin their moment’
Lorinators: ‘What I say bitch,rent-fuckin-free’

by Lori Harvey Updates April 23, 2021

Lorinators

Lori Harvey’s official fanbase.They are loyal,supportive and hilarious.They will give a hater the business for hating on Lori.Dont believe me?Ask Lady Mac

One of the Lorinators once tweeted ‘I thought a person who don’t like Lori said something.

by Lori Harvey Updates April 23, 2021

Lorenz Los Banos

In ancient time this word meant a handsome man with leadership qualities. Today it still means the same.

When I first met John Doe, he struck me as a Lorenz Los Banos.

by LDesiel October 3, 2007