Wayne's Loophole

When a pedo dates young adults with mental disabilities; someone attracted to the body of an adult but the mind of a child.

"Are you dating the new girl? She seems a little old for you; and isn't she gumpin it?
"Yeah, it's Wayne's Loophole!"

by Atlas Drugged April 9, 2025

Loophole

Something people say is meant to help you escape from them, when really it's always been them looking for an oppurtunity to escape from you. It's a lot like somebody trying to pay you to walk away, when really they're trying to pay you so that they can.

Nobody was looking for loopholes in the bubbly girl's bullshit rules, laws, or mandates, and they didn't have to because they were never in a deal or contract with her, and therefore had no obligations to her. She really needed to quit fucking with their lives, and that was it.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

bahamian loophole

a financial recuperation manoeuvre performed by desperate victims of amphetamine addled billionaires.

once thought to be perfectly legitimate, now considered fraud.

algod exploited the bahamian loophole, now everyone hates him

by aesopfloppy November 14, 2022

LoopHole

A sexual position between a biological male and biological female where, because of circumstances (ie discretion, personal or moral limits) digital stimulation of the female's vulva, anal sphincter and clitoris is premitted but direct oral contact or penis penitration of those exact parts of the anatomy is not. In this circumstance the female positions on her anterior, presenting herself, while the male digitally maipulates the permitted areas while simultaneously using his tongue to stimulate the are between the vagina and anal opening, known colloquially as the " 'taint'. Thus, being technically true to each others limits they have found, and achieved, the LoopHole.

I really shouldn't because (some different person) wouldnt appreciate it, but you and I can LoopHole.

by FromB2Z August 2, 2024

Lewis's Loophole

or poophole (n.) A legal loophole where a girl uses a strap-on to peg you for your anal pleasure. It's not considered gay because it's with a girl.

I want to get fucked in the ass so bad, but it's kind of gay. So, I will invoke Lewis's Loophole.

by Facenub December 6, 2024

loophole

Noel Millers horny song.

man noel millers song called loophole is rlly horny

by finn.xiola January 6, 2022

loophole larrys

1) A person who always seems to have the mindset of trying to get around some provision of a law.
2) A person who doesn't really understand, care or appreciate the spirit of a law.
3) A person who uses extreme examples to try to politically kill the passing of a beneficial law.

Most American's willingly follow the laws as given, but there are about 5% of people that are just loophole larrys , so we have to write these laws as airtight as possible or we won't get the beneficial outcome we were hoping for.

by Rebe51 August 23, 2019