loft deep

To be lofted deeply in something

"Nick Ruelli is Loft deep in da puss"

"Bro your so Loft deep in puss you could open up a cat store"

by Smartymgee March 12, 2014

Cedar Lofts

Cedar Lofts is more than a college apartment, it's the carefree lifestyle of making lifelong memories.

Cedar Lofts is the greatest college apartment.

by State College December 23, 2023

Lofting

(verb): to loft, The act of not replying to a message due to a relaxed or lazy state, without intending to ignore the sender.

Lofted, Loft, Loftiness

-Nickey Knoxx c. 2024

Sorry for lofting you, I replied I just forgot to hit send.

by Nickey Knoxx July 13, 2024

couch-loft

In a place, i.e. a dorm room, where space is very limited, and the only available section of the room that is available to put a couch, is where a bed would normally reside. not recommended for large heavy couches, or a place to perform sexual acts. also discouraged, is the use of alcoholic beverages before the use of a couch-loft.

I was totally rocking it on my couch-loft, watching a movie.

by bmcasler March 17, 2010

Loft back

The male lays at the bottom of a loft ladder with full hard on full bore, while his female sits in loft hatch and then slides down the ladder to be nailed like a hammer drill on landing

Sweetie pie would you like to partake in some loft backing tonight?

by Silsoe land sharking society November 16, 2025

Loft

When you get hit in the balls so hard that they go up to your bladder to hangout while you cry in pain on the floor.

“I got kicked in the balls yesterday”
“Are they in the loft?
“Oh yea.”

by Rumpet July 22, 2021

Loft Ninja

A "loft ninja" is a term used to describe an individual who engages in deceptive, dishonest, and unethical behavior, often involving lying, stealing, and cheating. Such a person should be regarded with skepticism and caution, as they are known to betray trust and exploit others for personal gain.

Be cautious when dealing with Mark; he's known as a "loft ninja" around here. He has a history of lying, stealing, and cheating to get ahead, so it's best not to trust him with important matters.

by Kile Doon August 12, 2023