Scout Leader 

A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult because they failed miserably in life. These people long for power, but are often denied it in both their married and working lives due to a lack of basic hygine and social skills. Deluded by all insanity and as a way of satisfying their mad frenzy for power, they resort to scouting. This way they can be given a position of meaningless authority, without posing a risk to society.

Guy 1: Who's that morbidly obese tramp, licking chewing gum off some hobo's shoe, whilst her husband desperately tries to distract her with a frisbee.

Guy 2: that's susan. My scout leader

Scout Leader by epf117 August 19, 2012

the boy scout leader 

When two dudes high five in celebration after masturbating next to each other.

Alternatively, when a man high fives someone after masturbating but the other person doesn't know about it.

"My hand smells funny... goddamit, I think steve might have the boy scout leadered me."

the boy scout leader by heythereadventurer December 8, 2016

national throw the section leader day 

are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year

“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day”

national throw the section leader day by nannerbelle March 20, 2022

Supreme Leader 

Cuccobelle

Cuccobelle is our supreme leader

Supreme Leader by Cuccobelle's followerers August 31, 2019

"spring loaded in the dumb position"

a person who constantly volunteers wrong answers in a class or meeting

"I swear that guy is "spring loaded in the dumb position" every time the instructor asked us about a Roman general he said Napolean"

"spring loaded in the dumb position" by Rat Tie January 12, 2009

Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr 

A person that is Cuomosexual and is known for being a Professional Skin Flautist.

"oh my god is that the super hot, sexy, hispanic, strong, sexy, cuomosexual, incredibly smart, sexy 'Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr' ?????
*faints*

Supreme Leader Dodgy Daddy Dyldo Thundercum Furbong XVIII Jr by Mortis_ February 5, 2022

German Scout Leader 

One who wears short pants, yells far too much, and is of the homosexual persuasion. Almost always owns very expensive firearms, but is unable to use them properly.

Bjorn acted like a German Scout Leader when he went to Area 52.

German Scout Leader by mrPickles September 6, 2004