licorice strap

the area between balls and arsehole. the perenium

"Ah man it felt fucking amazing. I nearly passed out when she tongued my licorice strap!"

by DLB77 May 16, 2008

Lipton Shades

In the vein of the Hot Carl, Rocky Raccoon and Cleveland Steamer, the Lipton Shades involves a gentelman squatting down whilst crapping in his pants. Important is to squish around enough to cover one's testicles with the crapulence. You apply the Lipton Shades to your partner via the Cincinatti Bowtie where-in you get your blow-job upside down allowing you to 'tea-bag' your partners eye sockets with poop-stained nuts. Leaving them with a glowing set of Lipton Shades.

At my friends bachelor party, we had some skanky stripper show up with the remains of her prior john's Lipton Shades on her face. Damn! Girl, get a handi-wipe!

by hungry monkey August 16, 2006

lectora

an amazing person. one who is funny, funny, funny, and funny. sometimes a little crazy, and also has random outbursts of laughter and random sayings.

person 1 - heyy!
lectora - hahahahahahahahahah *snort* hahahahahahahaha

person 1 - yo homeslice
lectora - IMMA A LIMA BEAN!!!

person 1 - i feel like shmatza
lectora - yo... ahahahahhahha... i feel your pain.. BLOOP!

by lectora February 9, 2008

lacto ovo vegetarian

a person who does not eat meat but DOES eat dairy products and eggs.

person a: i am a vegetarian
person b: then why the hell are you drinking milk that comes from a cow.
person a: i am a lacto ovo vegetarian.
person b: then stop drinkning milk!
person a: *mutters*dumass*

by 'ninjas'rawk'my'shoes' July 29, 2008

licorice Pizza

A term for a vinyl 12" 'long playing' or 'LP' record. Named because it is black and about the same size as a pizza.

I have that song on an old 33-1/3 rpm licorice pizza

by Johan Svenson December 28, 2005

lactose belligerent

a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, oftentimes in order to alter the eating habits of those around them

"Linda is so lactose belligerent that we can't even eat ice cream around her."

by C.D. Di Guardia October 7, 2006

Pull a full linton

v.
The act of stopping to take a dump prior to leaving for a group luncheon.

Also known as: Pulling a big linton

see: Pull a linton

Hey guys, I really gotta pull a full linton, why don't I just meet you at the restaraunt?

by Crunky42 June 23, 2010