White person: "Nigga please"
Black person #1 (offended): "What did you say?"
Black person #2: "It's cool, whitey's earned his nigga license"
Black person #1 (offended): "What did you say?"
Black person #2: "It's cool, whitey's earned his nigga license"
by Max in RI June 17, 2006
Get the nigga license mug.Congratulations Mr. Ferndock...5th time was a charm, you passed the bar exam...you got a license to steal.
by harry flashman July 9, 2003
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Human beings possess a God-given right to travel, hunt, fish, or establish a business, but, to operate a motor vehicle, shoot deer, attempt to catch a trout, or set up a coffee shop, the law requires a license.
by n8bar March 24, 2017
Get the license mug.The strip of pubic that grows from the belly button to the genitals. When grown out fully it is said that one can have sex for the first time.
by Absurd whale December 15, 2016
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by HowieD December 23, 2007
Get the Tijuana License Plate mug.A sarcastic phrase when somebody on the road drives so recklessly that you assume they stole their driver's license from someone.
A car drives at 100 mph on a highway and crashes a nearby car.
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!
Guy with wrecked car: Did you steal your license?!
by GunnyMan4 August 17, 2016
Get the Did you steal your license? mug.🎶You probably are the blonde girl 🎶 that always searches this up🎶 cuz you don't want to be alone🎶
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Song cover by: I'msittingherebarbecue sauceonmytitties
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Song cover by: I'msittingherebarbecue sauceonmytitties
DRIVER'S LICENSE
by Imsitnherebarbsausonmi May 25, 2021
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