Ben Lester

An absolute cunt. If you meet a Ben Lester, run. Don’t look back. He will ruin your life. Ben Lester’s are absolute pussies.

Ben Lester just tried to fight me, I kicked his ass with a single poke.

by bob22011 April 3, 2018

leotard

garment that covers the midsection of a woman, very similar to a bathing suit. Often worn with tights. Used for dancing and exercise

"Stacy wore her leotard and tights to aerobics class"

by US Navy April 1, 2003

lustarded

The state of being so lustful that you make yourself retarded.

Every time I see Katie I start acting like a tool; she just makes me so lustarded.

Can also be used as lustard - One who is lustarded.

by Crambo January 24, 2008

Joe Lessard

To be super involved... with online poker and madden. To prefer sitting on the couch over a large party, to prefer streak for the cash to an actual football game. To puke in the Rio, and Tony's when inebriated.

Yo, quit being such a Joe Lessard and come out tonight.

Me: Hey Joe Lessard come on we have class.
Joe: Naw man, I'm raking in virtual cash on the Online Series Texas Hold Em'

by Joe Watch August 26, 2009

Team Lestat

An anti-Twilight group formed by those of us who are sick of the constant fuss over a shiny tinkerbell reject who is too much of a pussy to drink human blood, as well as pissed by the crazed 13 year old fangirls who are under the impression that said fag is an actual vampire.
An example of a true vampire is Lestat de Lioncourt, the main character of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles. Evil, cunning, charming, original (and not merely a pathetic example of cheesey romance) ACTUALLY sexy and not afraid to prey on humans, Lestat obviously reduces Edward Cullen to the sparkly pile of shit he is.
Summary: Team Lestat is for those of you who know that Lestat sucks blood, and Edward sucks cock. REAL VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE.

Group of Twitards: OMG, OMG!!! Edward is leik the BEST. VAMPIRE. EVERRRRR!!!!! He's so romantic and really hawt!! Omg, MARRY ME, EDWARD!! I'm so calling myself Mrs. Cullen from now on!! Omg, GO TEAM EDWARD!!! What team are you??!!!!!!11ONE!1??
Me: ... Team Lestat.
Twitard: OMG!! I tried reading that book CUZ I LUV VAMPIRES but it was liek so scary!!! Lestat is soo mean! He kills PEOPLE!!!! D: D: Edward is such a better vampire!!!
Me: .... *facepalm*

by LestatOwnsCullen December 22, 2009

Bellatrix LeStrange

Bellatrix LeStrange, kinky as hell.
Bad at killing teenagers, good at killing elves.

Wow! Bellatrix LeStrange killed Dobby!

by Optimus Yarnspinner July 22, 2011

Phil Lester

YouTube star AmazingPhil who joked about unicorn cum, cocaine and made glow in the dark slime all in one video. Drinks from a vase and has cereal in a gigantic bowl he calls "average sized".

Phil Lester ignored Daniel Howell's ass on twitter, my skin is clear and my crops are thriving.

by instarbuckswithdan September 3, 2017