1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.
2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.
3.A excersise machine for cats.
4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations
5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.
2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.
3.A excersise machine for cats.
4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations
5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.
DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.
by silvermanblue October 7, 2007
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When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.
The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".
by Boxhead for C.T.H October 8, 2004
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like Dr evil wanting, sharks with Freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!
like Dr evil wanting, sharks with Freakin' laser beams attached to their heads!
guy 1: "I have the best idea EVER! Picture this PIRATE NINJAS!"
guy 2: "Now thats just lasersharking."
guy 2: "Now thats just lasersharking."
by alex the greater November 30, 2006
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city about 30 min north of miami. not a white community as previously stated.. its a mixture !
many different parts to ft. lauderdale..
city about 30 min north of miami. not a white community as previously stated.. its a mixture !
many different parts to ft. lauderdale..
you: hey what part of fort lauderdale do you live in?
me: Coral Springs, you?.
you: oh, i just moved from Pompano to Sunrise, now i can go to Sawgrass all the time.
me: cool, i'm stuck at Coral Square :(
me: Coral Springs, you?.
you: oh, i just moved from Pompano to Sunrise, now i can go to Sawgrass all the time.
me: cool, i'm stuck at Coral Square :(
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