a guy who is secretly hurt who wants to get help but too scared to get it he runs away from everyone who is good for him he is too scared to see the truth and also a horny mother fucking bastard :P
by January 21 December 31, 2020
by Hamilton Landon June 20, 2021
All of the Landons that I know are assholes but I know that not all Landons are like that. Landons can be cute, assholes but once you meet one they may open up to you but until that moment they are bitches. (Just my opinion)
by Thatonelocalasshole March 12, 2020
The screw up, a man that is clumsy and usually don't know how to talk to girls, but he's not all bad, he has a very huge and beautiful unibrow!
Girl: Hey Landon!
Landon: Uh...uh....uh.... I am a cheesestick that ate lots of stickcheese! *Leaves*
Landon: Uh...uh....uh.... I am a cheesestick that ate lots of stickcheese! *Leaves*
by JokesAreCool April 05, 2017
A school for rich predominatly white youth from the Western DC metro area, who have no conact with anything remotely urban. School colors: brown, orange. School sport: lacrosse. School hobby: cheating on the SATs. School motto: "I buy my way through life" or "i will make a tremendous douche someday"
"I go to Landon, therefore I need to cheat on the SATs because I can't read good" - Typical Landon student
by DC Info March 23, 2005
Landon is a guy who calls you late at night and has a saggy (wewe), thinks he a ninja and always wearing boxers and a hoodie has a nice smile,but still is pulls hella girl even tho he ugly . And is bad and good at the same time,also fates and burps without muting,and always eating mad late
by Haha it’s true^^ November 06, 2019
by LandotheDrummer January 09, 2006