Lithuanian Lactic Monster

The gruesome and horrendous act involving 3 men and 1 woman. Before this act, each member takes laxatives for the best experience. One man is going down into the shit hole, another into the mouth, and the third is on tity duty. As soon as they’re all about to climax, they all shit and mold it into a monster and splurge onto it. The 3 men then proceed to freeze the monster with the cum on it. As soon as it’s frozen, they use it as a dildo and pleasure the woman with it.

“We need one more person for our Lithuanian Lactic monster, are you down?”

Lithuanian Lactic Monster by Cape68 February 28, 2026

The Lithuanian Door Stopper

A sexual act in which a man stands stiffly with his legs spread out while a woman backs into him repeatedly until orgasm. The woman may also play with the man’s penis as if she were a household pet playing with a door stopper. This action was first popularized in Lithuania, but has started to become known internationally in very niche communities.

I think we should try out The Lithuanian Door Stopper tonight, Brian.

The Lithuanian Door Stopper by WitheredTPearl March 15, 2026

Pulling a Lithuanian 

If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania

My best friend tried pulling a Lithuanian

Pulling a Lithuanian by MrsJake January 28, 2022